Another One About Emerald Parrots

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Rockstar Foxy: Guess what?

Ariel [annoyed]: What?

Foxy: I got a me self a friend! *Shows Emerald Parrot*

Freddy: AHHH! NONONONONO! GET IT AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS HAT!!!!!!!!

Emerald Parrot: Hat? Gimme! Gimme the hat! It's mine, it's mine, and it's mine forever!

Ariel: Amber! We need you again before I snap and start wacking things!

Amber: Already ahead of you. *Hold bird seed*

Emerald Parrot: SEEEEEEEEEEDS!!!!!

Freddy: Hey, Ariel? Can I ask you something?

Ariel: Sure...

Freddy: How come Amber is here a lot more often? I mean, I don't mind it... I'm just curious.

Ariel: Why not? She's my friend.

Freddy: Ok.. I just was curious.

Rockstar Foxy: NOOOOOO! ME ARMY!!!!

Ariel [angry]: Army?

Rockstar Foxy: I-I mean mutiny!

Ariel [so angry it basically means run if you want to live]: Mutiny?!

Rockstar Foxy: I-I didn't mean it that way, lass!

Ariel: Then why did you say it?!

Amber: You better run, Foxy!

Ariel: Don't give him tips!

Freddy: Oh no... the beast is out!

Ariel [tauntingly]: Say that again. I didn't catch that.

Freddy: Uh... I said nothing!

Ariel: Good. Now, let me take care of this wretched pirate!

Rockstar Foxy: AHHHHHH!!!!!

And Rockstar Foxy's girly screams rang out through the pizzeria, whilst trying to escape Ariel's shovel.

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