Again, woodcomics suggested I should make this. If you want, you can give me a suggestion! I'll probably take it!
-------------
Toy Chica: Are you sure this you wanna do this? *holds bag of onions*
Golden Freddy: Of course I'm sure. Trust me, this will work. Now quit worrying! *squirts ketchup in bowl* Got the onions.
Toy Chica: Yes...
Golden Freddy: Good work. Ready TB?
Toy Bonnie: Yup! *plays the world's smallest violin*
*Golden Freddy cries while cutting onions*
Golden Freddy: Ok... just two more things and we're golden!
Toy Bonnie: Really Goldie?
Golden Freddy: Shut it.
Golden Freddy: Anyways... all we need now is some garlic and jalapenos.
*adds garlic and jalapenos*
Golden Freddy: Well.... here goes nothing. *eats disgusting mix*
Toy Bonnie: Well, me and TC will just be going now... hope it works! 👍👍
Toy Bonnie [whispers to Toy Chica]: Run, run, run!
*Toy Bonnie and Toy Chica run out of the pizzeria*
-25 minutes later...-
Golden Freddy: Well, you know what they say, Ariel and Erin. It's easy like Suuuuuundaaaaaaay moooooorniiiiing.
*Golden Freddy's breath was so bad that Ariel and Erin go unconscious*
Purple Guy: *clapping* Well done, Goldie. Ariel and Erin went out cold, thanks to you! Now we can kill them!
Golden Freddy: Sorry not sorry Purple Guy, I'm going after two idiotic security guards and a murderous purple maniac.
Purple Guy: I wouldn't call myself "murderous". Also, how did you knock them out?
Golden Freddy: My new super secret weapon called "bad breath".
*Purple Guy gets knocked out by Golden Freddy's breath (someone please tell me how this works)*
Golden Freddy: Three down, two to go.
-Mike's office-
Mike [sarcastically]: Great... *shuts doors*
Jeremy [hyperventilating]: What are we gonna do?? We're gonna get shoved in those suits!!!
Mike: First of all, shut up and quit freaking out! Secondly, he won't be getting in here. The doors are closed on.... 20% power!
Jeremy: OH NO!!!!!!!
Golden Freddy: Hey guys. Do you mind letting me in?
YOU ARE READING
An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
