Beware, Erin made this. I just edited it. You have been warned...
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Funtime Chica: It smells!
Mangle: What kind of smell? Is it good or bad?
Funtime Chica: It smells like freedom! I want to taste it.
Mangle [annoyed]: Freedom's outside...
Funtime Chica: I DON'T CARE!
Funtime Freddy: If you guys want freedom, there's some pizza in the kitchen. *eats pizza*
Funtime Chica: Where did you get that?
Funtime Freddy: Uh... from the kitchen....
Bon Bon: Well, while pizza isn't freedom, it sure does taste like it! *eats pizza*
Mangle [annoyed, mad]: *facepalms* FREEDOM IS OUTSIDE THE PIZZERIA, AND YOU CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING! YOU'RE ANIMATRONICS! GET A BRAIN! ALL OF YOU!
Bon Bon: Geez Mangle... calm down.
Funtime Chica: Well, it kinda tastes like freedom.
Mangle: Oml, you never even had pizza!
Funtime Chica: I just had some...
Mangle: When?
Funtime Chica: Just now... *eats pizza*
Mangle: I swear, you all are gonna be the death of me...
Funtime Freddy: But... you're already dead...
Mangle: DON'T GET ME STARTED!
Bon Bon: Mangle...? Maybe you should lie dow-
Bon Bon: Or... jumpscare us.... that's fine too...
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An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
