Ariel: You know what?
Purple Guy: What?
Ariel: You're fired!
Purple Guy: Fired? Why? I do a perfectly good job!
Ariel: A "perfectly good job" doesn't include killing innocent kids!
Purple Guy: I didn't kill innocent kids!
Ariel: *stares intently and intimidatingly*
Purple Guy: He got on my nerves! Ok?!
Ariel: That's a stupid reason to kill someone!
Purple Guy: Hey! You smacked Toy Bonnie with your shovel because he annoyed you!
Ariel: But I didn't kill him!
Ariel: yet...
Purple Guy: My point made.
Ariel: *sighs and rolls eyes* You need a springlock grave or something.
Purple Guy: Already have one.
Springtrap: Hey! *crys like a girl*
Ariel giggles.
Purple Guy: Hey! Murderers have feelings to! Right buddy?
Springtrap: *sniffles* Y-yea... you MEANIE!
Ariel [mockingly]: Oh, please.
Purple Guy: You're rude!
Ariel: No, I just speak the truth.
Purple Guy: You're heartless!
Ariel: And you aren't?
Purple Guy: I-uh... m-I don't know!
Ariel: Point made.
Purple Guy: Just...
Ariel: What? What's the end of that sentence?
Purple Guy: Can I kill you?
Ariel: Are you asking for permission to kill me?
Purple Guy: ..... yes?
Ariel: No! Of course you can't kill me!
Springtrap: Duel! Duel! Duel! Duel! Duel! Du-!
Ariel: Shut up, Springtrap!
Purple Guy: No, let's duel. *grabs knife*
Ariel: Fine. *grabs The Shovel*
Everyone gathers around to watch.
Ariel knocks Purple Guy off his feet and kicks knife away.
Purple Guy: Hey!
Ariel [smirks]: Lesson of the day: Don't mess with a girl with a shovel, William. Doesn't end well.
Everyone: GO ARIEL!!!!
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An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
