Ariel: Hey, you guys wanna hear a story?
Erin: Story? STORY!!
woodcomics: Sure Ariel. What is it about?
Ariel: Well-
-Flashback to a Couple of Weeks Ago-
Ariel cleans up after everyone at 9 PM.
Marv [whispering]: Harry?
Harry [whispering, agitated]: What Marv?
Marv [whispering]: Can I get some pizza while we're here?
Harry [whispering, mad]: No Marv!
Ariel: Who are you?
Harry: Uh....
Marv: We're here to steal money from this pizzeria! And can we get some pizza?
Harry: Marv!
Marv: What?
Ariel: So... you're theives?
Marv: We're the Sticky Bandits!
Harry: Marv!
Ariel: Oh yea, I remember you. You tried to break into this kid's house and he ended up getting you in jail.
Harry: Th-that must be a different set of people!
Ariel: You also tried to rob a toy store in NYC.
Harry: Uh....
Ariel: So, I can only assume you guys are trying to do that to this place.
Marv: Yes!
Harry: Shut up Marv!
Ariel: Now, I would bash your head in with my shovel, but from what I've heard that kid already did a number on you, so consider yourself lucky.
Harry: Get out of our way so we can rob the manager already!
Ariel: You're lookin' right at her.
Harry: Oh... uh... I guess that explains why you're here this late...
Ariel: What gave it away?
Mike: Ariel! Who are these people?
Marv: THE STICKY BANDITS!
Harry: Shut up Marv!
Harry: Hold on! Why are we just standing around talking?
Mike: I'd like to know that too.
Ariel: Because I started it.
Harry: Aren't you gonna call the police on us?
Ariel: Already did when you guys were being loud. You guys really are idiots.
Marv: So... no pizza?
Harry: No Marv! You don't get pizza!
Marv: Awww....
Harry: Ugh! Why did I decide to work with you?
Marv: I don't know.
Mike [to Ariel]: Who were they?
Ariel: Idiotic theives if I had to guess.
Police #1: Hold it criminal scum!
Harry: Who says that?
Police #3: Hands behind your head!
Ariel: Thank you officers.
Police #2: You're welcome ma'am. Hey, doesn't this place get a lot of crime?
Ariel: Yea... but I usually take care of it myself.
Police #2: Why contact us this time if you can handle it yourself.
Ariel: Eh, personal reasons.
Police #2: Well, hope you have a good night.
Ariel: Same to you.
Mike: Wow.. ok, I didn't realize you had called the police.
Ariel: Well I did, deal with it.
Mike: Ok...
-End of Flashback/Story-
Erin: Wow! Another one!
woodcomics: You had a break-in?
Ariel: Break-in attempt.
Mike: Hey, what's everyone talking about?
Ariel: The break-in attempt had a few weeks ago.
Mike: Oh yea. That was a weird expierence.
Ariel: Why?
Mike: Because it's the most "normal" thing that ever happens here!
Ariel: That's true.
YOU ARE READING
An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
