An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh

The Cold...

Ariel: ACHOOOOO!

Mike: Ariel, your sick. Why did you come to work?

Ariel [sickly]: Lemme tell ya somethin'... I AM FINE-D

Mike: There is no 'D' at the end of 'fine'.

Ariel [annoyed]: I'm fine-d. I'm fine-d. It's a really hard word of say, ok?!

Mike [sarcastically]: Sure....

Erin walks in with a gas mask.

Ariel: Uh.. Erin?

Erin: Yes?

Ariel: Why are you wearing a gas mask?

Erin: Because! I don't wanna get your plague!

Ariel [mumbles]: Germaphobe.

Ariel gets an evil idea.

Ariel [innocently]: Oh~ you're absolutely right. Don't want to get my favorite sister *whispers* and my only sister *normal* to get sick AH-AH-ACHOOOOO *sneezes in Erin's gas mask "accidentally"*

Erin [freaks out]: AHH AH AH HA AH AHAAGGGG!!!!

Erin runs into the office out of paranoia and fear.

Erin: JEREMY! HIDE ME!!!

Jeremy: Erin? What happened? Why are you freaking out?

Erin: ARIEL TRIED TO GIVE ME HER PLAGUE!!!

Jeremy: Ariel has a plague?

Erin: YES! AND I'M SCARED!!

Mike: Erin, you're scared of everything.

Erin [offended]: AM NOT~!! *sneezes on Mike*

Mike [angry]: HEY! GO SNEEZE ON SOMEONE ELSE!

At the main room.

woodcomics: Ariel just take the soup!

Ariel: Nope! I told you, I'm fine-d!

woodcomics: Your nose is running and your voice is weird.

Ariel: I disagree.

woodcomics: C'mon! It's delicious!

Ariel: How do you know?

woodcomics: Because it's Chinese.

Ariel: How is that relevant?

woodcomics [annoyed]: Just take it!

Ariel: I'm not sick! Also, I hate soup.

woodcomics: *dramamtically gasps* HOW DARE YOU OFFEND THE SOUP!

Ariel: And I thought I was the dramatic one...

Back to Erin.

Erin sneezes on Rockstar Chica.

Rockstar Chica: Aye! Why ya sneezin' on me?

Erin: I don't know.

Rockstar Chica: Well, go! Shoo!

Erin sneezes Funtime Freddy all the way to China.

Funtime Freddy: Hey, Bon-Bon.. where are we? Oh! A wall! Let's go say hi!

Bon-Bon [annoyed, mumbling]: Why do I have to get stuck on this doofus's hand?

Erin sneezes on Mangle.

Mangle: Erin~! Seriously? Mike and Jeremy just put me back together! I don't want to get torn apart because of your sickness!

Erin: Uh.. sorry Mangle.

Mangle: I guess it's ok...

All the animatronics gather around.

Foxy: Ok! Who's thee blunderin' scalleywag who made us all sick, eh?

Ariel: I'm pretty sure it was me-?!

woodcomics [sadly]: It was me.. I got everyone sick.

Rockstar Chica: How could ya?!

Freddy: woodcomics! Alpha! You two are hereby banned from the pizzeria until we all get better!

woodcomics: Alright.. c'mon Alpha. Let's go.

Ariel & Mike glare at the animatronics.

Freddy [confused]: What?

Ariel: Freddy that's an unreasonable punishment! Why did you have to punish her?

Freddy: She got us all sick!

Mike: Freddy... that was Ariel.

Freddy: Really?

Mike: Yea.

Freddy: Holy crap! WAIT! woodcomics! WE'RE SORRY!!

Freddy and the rest of the animatronics chase after woodcomics & Alpha.

Ariel: Then why did woodcomics say she was the one who got everyone sick?

Mike: I think she just wanted a one-way ticket out of here.

woodcomics [yelling, from a distance]: I JUST WANTED TO DEFEND MY FRIEND!!

Mike: Wow, what a good friend.

Ariel: Well, she's a Libra sooo..

Mike: How is a Libra friends with an Aries?

Ariel: How did you know my zodiac sign?

Mike: I figured.

Ariel: Y'know if I wasn't sick, I wouldn't hesitate to hit you with the shovel.

Mike: If my head didn't hurt like hell right now I would headbutt you.

Ariel: In your dreams.

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In case you didn't notice my best (and only) friend woodcomics suggested this! I also got a little inspiration from a TV Show that I LOVE! But, I'll make this harder for you and make you guess. Isn't life grand? Anyway, hope you all are having or had a great winter break! I will make a Christmas one.. I just forgot lol. Please vote and/or comment! Thank you!