Freddy: Hey, Freddies.
Phantom Freddy: Hi!
Withered Freddy: What's up?
Freddy: Eating pizza.
Phantom Freddy [excited]: PIZZA?? WHERE???
Freddy: The kitchen...
Phantom Freddy: SEE YOU IDIOTS LATER!!!! OR NEVER!!
Withered Freddy: I'd perfer the latter.
Rockstar Freddy: That isn't nice.
Withered Freddy: I don't care.
Rockstar Freddy: Well, you should.
Phantom Freddy: WHERE'S DA PIZZAAA!!!!!
Nightmare Freddy: Will all of you shut up?
Phantom Freddy: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Withered Freddy: I'll admit it, I agree with Nightmare Freddy.
Nightmare Freddy: I appreciate your honesty.
Withered Freddy: I appreciate you for not hating me.
Phantom Freddy: STOP EVERYTHING! I NEED THE PIZZA!!!
Freddy [yelling]: I SAID THE KITCHEN!
Phantom Freddy: CHICA STOLE IT FROM ME!!
Withered Freddy & Freddy [yelling]: WELL, TOO BAD!
Phantom Freddy: All of you are mean!
Withered Freddy: You're not even real. Just a hallucination.
Phantom Freddy: Now that just hurts.
Withered Freddy: It's true~.
Rockstar Freddy: Here, I might be able you find some pizza, Phantom Freddy.
Phantom Freddy: At least your nice.
-Kitchen-
Molten Freddy: Come on! Can't I have a slice?
Freddles: NO!
Molten Freddy: Why not?
Freddle #1: First of all, you have no hands.
Freddle #3: And second of all, we got here first!
Molten Freddy: Why you-!
Rockstar Freddy: Uh... let's just let them settle their differences.
Molten Freddy [mad]: I'M GONNA GET YOU, FREDDLES!!! WHERE'S THAT DUMB NIGHTMARE ANYWAYS??
Phantom Freddy: Let's go...
Rockstar Freddy: Agreed.
Nightmare Freddy [mad]: DUMB?? JUST WAIT 'TIL I GET OVER THERE AND WE'LL SEE WHO IS "DUMB" NOW!
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An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
