Rockstar Chica: Ariel... can I ask you somethin'?
Ariel: Depends... what is it?
Rockstar Chica: Well...
Ariel: *sighs* What did you do?
Rockstar Chica: Nothin'... just blew up the kitchen...
Ariel [surprised]: o.o
Ariel [mad]: Chica!? Do you know how much that kitchen costs??
Rockstar Chica: Rockstar Chica, and ya. I know how much.
Ariel: Then why did you blow it up??
Rockstar Chica: It wasn't me! It was your annoyin' lil' sister!
Ariel: Erin? Really?!
Ariel: Actually... now that I think about it... I'm not too surprised.
Rockstar Chica: So.... I'm ok?
Ariel: No, you're not, ok. You now have to clean up the kitchen, since you were helping!
Ariel: How did this even happen?
Rockstar Chica: I was trying to teach her how to make my special Taco Supreme Pizza!
Ariel: And she agreed?
Rockstar Chica: Of course! I'm the best chef around here!
Ariel: -_-
Rockstar Chica: What?
Ariel: Were just trying to get attention?
Rockstar Chica: No!
Ariel: Chica....
Rockstar Chica: Rockstar Chica, and no. I wasn' tryin' to get attention...
Erin [hyperventilating]: ARIEL!I'MSOSOSOSOSOSOSOOSOSOSORRY! IBURNEDDOWNTHEKITCHENANANDWEDON'THAVEAFIREEXTINGUISHERPLEASEHELP!
Ariel: Woah.. calm down. Tell me what happened.
Erin: Ok. *takes deep breath* Me and Rockstar Chica was making her special pizza and I left it in the oven too long and now we have a major fire! Please help!
Ariel: *sighs* Ok.. do we have a fire extinguisher?
Rockstar Chica & Erin: No.
Ariel: *facepalms*
Erin: Are we gonna die?
Ariel: Unless Mike comes here with a fire extinguisher... then yes..
Mike [freaked out]: Someone called for me- WTF THAT IS A BIG FIRE!
Ariel [annoyed]: You think?
Mike: HOW?
Ariel: Do you have a fire extinguisher?
Mike [calm]: Ya... why?
Ariel: Seriously? Mike! OML, JUST USE IT!
Mike: Oh.. right. *puts out fire*
Ariel: Why is everything in this pizzeria so convenient?
Mike: I save your lives and no 'thank you'?
Ariel [sarcastically]: I'm sorry.. I didn't know you were still standing there.
Erin: Thank you, Mike!
Mike: Your welcome!
Mike: See? Not that hard.
Ariel: *rolls eyes*
Mike [mumbles]: Last time I save your life..
Rockstar Chica: Harsh, Mike. Harsh.
Mike: Why are standing up for her?! She hit you with her shovel almost three times!
Ariel: I can explain that...
Mike: And you hit RFoxy with the shovel, as well!
Ariel: He made fun of Withered Chica!
Mike: So you hit him with a shovel?
Ariel: I... was being a good friend...
Mike [sarcastically]: Sure... whatever you say...
Ariel [mumbles]: I'd hit you with a shovel..
Mike: What was that?
Ariel: Oh.. nothing... *innocent whistling*
YOU ARE READING
An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
