Freddy [angry]: You know what, Ariel?
Ariel [confused]: No... what?
Freddy: Enough is enough!
Ariel: What do you mean? What did I do?
Rockstar Chica [mad]: We're sick and tired of your abuse!
Ariel: Abuse seems like a strong word, doesn't it?
Rockstar Chica: No! It's the perfect word!
Withered Foxy [also mad]: I say ye walk thee plank for all yer crimes!
Ariel: Crimes? I did nothing that's considered illegal!
Freddy: Hitting us with the shovel isn't illegal?
Ariel: As far as I know.
Freddy: Well... it hurts!
Ariel: Hurts? You're robots. How can it hurt?
Freddy: After all these years, you ask that now?
Ariel: It never occured to me before.
Withered Foxy: It doesn't matter, lass. What matters is that ye die.
Ariel: Whoa guys... isn't this a bit extreme?
woodcomics: She's right, you know. This is too much!
Alpha: Pop! *Yea!*
woodcomics: Look, I know she might use her shovel a little too much, but she's still a good person!
Freddy [sarcastically]: Yea, right.
Ariel [annoyed]: I heard that.
Freddy: I know.
Erin: Hey, you all don't know her as well as I do.
Rockstar Chica: Oh, I think we know her pretty well.
Erin: You might've know her for over 5 years, but I've known her my whole life! And yea, she can get a little ballistic-
Ariel [offended]: Ballistic?!
Erin: Anyways, she's still has a heart. There's no need to kill her.
Withered Foxy [tearing up]: Yarr, that was the most beautiful thing I've heard.
Freddy [still mad]: *slaps Withered Foxy up-side the head* Snap out of it, you idiot!
Withered Foxy: Ow..
Freddy: Well, I'm still gonna kill her.
woodcomics: Wait! What will happen to the pizzeria if you killed her, hmm? What will happen to your reputation?
Freddy: Oh I'm sure everything will be just fine. After the new installation apparently we're gonna be a lost cause.
Erin: But wait! What will happen to the donuts? The pizza?! THE SPAGHETTI??!!
Papyrus: FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO HAS A GOOD TASTE IN FOOD, SANS!
woodcomics: And besides, without Ariel, I probably wouldn't be here.
Freddy: What do you mean?
Freddy [to Ariel]: What does she mean?
Ariel: You aren't serious, are you?
woodcomics: I am. You're my best friend!
Freddy [annoyed]: *sighs* Fine... we'll spare her. For now.
Ariel: Thank you.
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An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
