woodcomics: Hey, Ariel I got a question for you.
Ariel: I might have an answer for you.
woodcomics: Do you know where Purple Guy and Springtrap are?
Ariel [lying]: Uh, no. Why?
woodcomics: Just wanted to talk with them.
Ariel: What?! Why?
woodcomics: I just thought that maybe me an Alpha could change him.
Ariel: Change him? What do you mean?
woodcomics: You know, turn over a new leaf. Be good for once.
Ariel: Turn him good? *laughs* You're kidding, right?
woodcomics: *serious face*
Ariel: You're not kidding.
Mike: Kid, he won't change. Bet you 100 dollars he will say so.
woodcomics: Deal. Also... what makes you think they won't change?
Jeremy: Well, they're murderers, they're both as psychotic and insane as Ariel.
Ariel [mad]: I am not psychotic and insane!
Jeremy: Really? One time you waltzed in here acting all drunk.
Ariel: On life~!
Jeremy: You mean the cereal?
Ariel: NO! WHERE'S MY SHOVEL!?
woodcomics: You know, instead of resolving your issues by using your shovel, you could actually work them out yourself.
Ariel: Ugh, fine.
woodcomics: Anyways, I'm gonna go talk to the psychotic killers.
Ariel: Good luck~! Try not to die~!
-Party Room #2-
woodcomics: Hey, I need to talk to you two.
Purple Guy: About what?
woodcomics: About turning you two good. You know, turn over a new leaf.
Springtrap: Hah! I doubt it'll work.
Purple Guy: Besides, we are already good.
woodcomics: Oh really?
Purple Guy: Yea.
woodcomics: Oh really?
Purple Guy: Yea!
woodcomics: Oh really?
Purple Guy: Get to the point!
woodcomics: I am holding a newspaper article that mentions you, William.
Purple Guy: Oh, I'm popular?
woodcomics: Far from it.
Over five children missing, suspected to be murdered by a former employee in a purple suit, by the name of William Afton.
Purple Guy: That proves nothing.
woodcomics: It also mentions William walking out of the pizzeria covered in blood holding a knife, also covered in blood. Does that sound familiar?
Purple Guy: Look, I don't know where you found that, but I'm innocent!
woodcomics: Ariel also told me that you tried to kill her and her friends numerous times.
Purple Guy: They were being annoying.
Springtrap: Fine, you caught us. But we are never going to be good for any reason. Right?
Purple Guy: Right. And for good measure, we're going to kill you right on the spot. *holds knife*
woodcomics: *aims abnormally-sized paintbrush cannon at Springtrap and Purple Guy*
Ariel: *in the background* Oh, this is gonna be good! *eats popcorn*
Mike: I'm getting my 100 dollars!
Ariel: Shush! I'm trying to watch!
Purple Guy: What are you gonna do with that?
woodcomics: This. *shoots Purple Guy and Springtrap with cannon of paint*
Purpel Guy & Springtrap: AHHHH!
Alpha: Popplio pop! *That's right, you run!*
woodcomics: Well Ariel, I guess you were right. Even the worst person can't change.
Ariel: Played Undertale recently?
woodcomics: Ya.
Ariel: Hm..
woodcomics: What are you thinking?
Ariel: I'm just surprised you played the Genocide route.
woodcomics: No, I played the Pacifist. You know I won't play Genocide even if I want all the story and secrets.
Ariel: Then.. oh nevermind.
Mike: Hey, where's my 100 bucks?
woodcomics: Here. *gives Mike $100*
woodcomics: Let's go watch a movie.
Ariel: I agree.
YOU ARE READING
An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
