An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh

Minor Mishap

Ariel: Hey guys! Guess what!

Mike: What? You're going to beat the crap out of us because someone messed up the menu again?

Ariel [mad]: What?! Someone messed up the menu again?!

Ariel: Uh... anyways. No, that's not why I'm here. I wanted to introduce you guys a few new members of the establishment! C'mon in guys!

Frisk, Chara, and Flowey come in.

Ariel: This is Frisk, Chara and Flowey.

Frisk: Hi. *waves*

Chara: Greetings =).

Flowey: Howdy!

Sans: great, you had to invite the weed?

Ariel: Sans, I know you have your differences, but can you please try to get along and not kill each other?

Sans: tell that to the weed.

Flowey: You're not much better, Smiley Trashbag.

Sans: *sighs* i'm going to grillby's.

Flowey: Running away, are we?

Sans: shut up.

Flowey: Whatever.

Ariel: This... is going to be interesting.

Mike: So... what's the deal between Sans and the flower?

Ariel: I'm not entirely sure. I think Flowey did something and Sans is mad at him for it, I'm not too sure.

Mike: Must've been pretty bad to be calling him a "weed".

Ariel: Yea.

woodcomics: Hey, Ari! Just came to tell you that- *sees Flowey and Chara* uh....

Ariel: Oh right! I forgot to tell you that Flowey, Chara, and Frisk are now here!

woodcomics: Yeah.. just one question.

Ariel: Yeah?

woodcomics: Why those two?

Ariel: Because.

woodcomics: Because what?

Ariel: Because I can.

woodcomics [sarcastically]: Great..

Ariel: C'mon! It's not like they're going to go kill anyone. I think..

woodcomics [sarcastically]: That's reassuring

Ariel: I think the only problem we'll have is Flowey and Sans.

The sounds of Gaster Blasters are heard throughout the pizzeria

woodcomics: What's that?

Ariel: Oh no...

Ariel, woodcomics, and Mike run to the main room. Sans is hovering a combination of Gaster Blasters and bones at Flowey who is hovering "friendliness pellets"

Flowey: That's all you got Trashbag?

Sans: don't test me, you little weed.

Flowey [sarcastically, dramatically]: Oh, I'm so scared! Whatever will I do?

Ariel: Stop it you two! There will be no fighting-!

Toy Bonnie puts on Megalovania on the speakers.

Toy Bonnie [yelling]: FIGHT!

woodcomics: TB!

Toy Bonnie: What? It's interesting.

Ariel [to Toy Bonnie]: You're dead later.

Ariel turns off the speakers and stands in between Sans and Flowey.

Ariel: Stop fighting or I will get out my shovel!

Sans: sure, no problem *puts down Gaster Blasters and bones*.

Ariel: Thank you, Sans. What about you Flowey?

Flowey [annoyed]: Ugh, fine. I guess if I have to.

Bones try to kill Flowey from the ground up, but he disappears

Ariel [annoyed]: Sans!?

Sans: hehe, whoops. must've slipped.

Ariel: *sighs* You two are gonna need to learn to get along.

Sans: eh. i guess i can try. *retracts bones*

Ariel: Thank you-!

Sans teleports

Ariel: *sighs* I swear, if he's going to kill Flowey I'm going to go give him a bad time!

Mike: Why are you quoting Sans?

Ariel: I don't know!

Mike: Also, you wouldn't last a second in a fight with him.

Ariel: Since when did you get so smart?

Mike: woodcomics taught me a thing or two.

Ariel [sarcastically]: Well that's great!

Mike: I'm going back to my shift.

Ariel: Good for you. I'm going to make sure Flowey and Sans don't kill each other.

Mike: What about Chara?

Ariel: ....

Ariel: DAMMIT! (DANG IT!)