Ariel: Why do you bother with the doors?
Ariel: The animatronics don't bite.
Ariel: Too much...
Mike: Yea, there'll be a day where I will open my doors to you and your haunted friends...
Ariel: Is that sarcasm, I detect?
Mike: You sure you aren't an animatronic?
Ariel: Yes, I'm sure... why?
Mike: Oh, no reason...
Balloon Boy: Hello.
Balloon Boy: Hello.
Balloon Boy: Hello.
Balloon Boy: Hello.
Balloon Boy: Hello.
Balloon Boy: Hello.
Ariel [annoyed, mad]: OMG BALLOON BOY! WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Balloon Boy: I want a pizza!
Ariel [annoyed]: Well, get it yourself.
Balloon Boy: But I don't want to go near Withered Chica....
Ariel: Why? What did she do?
Balloon Boy: She's fighting with Rockstar Foxy again!
Ariel: Just let them sort themselves out.
Balloon Boy: But it always ends badly!
Ariel: Heh. Serves them the right to annoy me.
Balloon Boy: You're weird.
Ariel: And beings friends with you, isn't?
Balloon Boy: Good point.
Ariel: Exactly.
Mike: Guys...
Ariel: What Mike? No one asked you to join our conversation.
Mike [annoyed]: Just get over here.
Ariel: Did you forget that maybe, just maybe, you forgot to open the doors?
Mike: *sighs* Fine. *opens door*
-From Tablet-
Rockstar Freddy: Ow! Ow! Hey, Chica! Lass! I-I only wanted a slice!
Withered Chica: *headbutts RFO* And you called me a duck, again!
Rockstar Foxy: Ok! Ok! I'm sorry!
-Mike's Office-
Ariel [laughing]: Haha!
Mike: Well, aren't you gonna stop this?
Ariel [annoyed]: *sighs* Fine... *grabs shovel*
Mike: You need that? They're already dead.
Ariel: Yes, I need it! Don't question me.
-Kitchen-
Ariel: Rockstar Foxy! I need to ask you something!
Rockstar Foxy: What can I do for ya, lass?
Ariel [mad]: Stop fighting with Withered Chica! *hits Rockstar Foxy with shovel*
-Mike's Office-
Mike: Ooh. That's gotta hurt.
-Kitchen-
Rockstar Foxy: What did I do to ya?
Ariel [furious, yelling]: YOU SPENT ALL OF MY MONEY!
Rockstar Foxy: I didn't know it was yours! Quit hitting me!
Ariel: AND MADE ERIN CRY!
Rockstar Foxy: I-I can explain!
Rockstar Foxy [yelling]: SHE STOLE ME TREASURE FROM FUNTIME FOXY!
Rockstar Foxy: OWWWW! QUIT HITTING HITTING ME, ARIEL! THAT HURTS!
Ariel: LIAR! FUNTIME FOXY STOLE IT FROM YOU! AND STOP CALLING WITHERED CHICA A DUCK! EVEN THOUGH SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE..
Withered Chica: Can I help?
Funtime Chica: And me?
Ariel: YES!
Rockstar Foxy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
AcakThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...