Papyrus: SANS! WHERE ARE WE!
Sans: i believe this is a pizzeria.
Papyrus: PIZZA IS NOW MORE POPULAR THAN SPAGHETTI?
Ariel: It was always like that, Papyrus.
Papyrus: WHAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SANS?!
Sans: i thought you needed to chili down.
Ariel [sarcastically]: Oh great here comes the terrible puns.
Purple Guy: Puns? Who said puns?
Ariel: NO ONE! NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT!
Purple Guy: Why are you so harsh?
Springtrap: I feel the same.
Ariel: BOTH OF YOU, OUT!
Springtrap: Fine, but remember this: You will remember this as the day that you almost caught William Afton!
Ariel [annoyed]: That's the wrong line, genius.
Springtrap: Oh, it is?
Ariel: That's what Jack Sparrow says, not you.
Springtrap: Oh, then what do I say?
Scraptrap: I always come back!
Circus Baby: Daddy?
Scraptrap: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ariel [confused, annoyed]: Who invited you?
Scraptrap kept screaming and running away from Circus Baby.
Ariel: Uh, anyways... that is what you say.
Springtrap: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
Ariel: No, idiot!
Springtrap: I always come back?
Ariel: Yes! That!
Springtrap: Oh, then: I always come back!
Ariel: *facepalms* *sighs* Idiots.
Papyrus: WHO WAS THAT?
Sans: a window.
Papyrus: OH.
Sans: wait, what's behind the window.
Papyrus: A MOLDY RABBIT!
Springtrap: HEY! WHO ARE CALLING MOLDY!
Ariel: I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT BEFORE I GET MY SHOVEL!
Amber: What's going?
Ariel: Too much for my brain to handle. I'm gonna go jump out a window or something.
Amber: What?
Ariel: See you.
Amber: Don't jump out a window!
Ariel: Fine, then I'll walk through the doors like a "normal" human being.
Ariel [mumbled]: Whatever that means.
Amber: So..... what's going on?
Papyrus: WE WERE GONNA ASK YOU THE SAME, HUMAN!
Sans: yea.
Amber: Well, I don't know...
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An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
