woodcomics suggested I make this lovely chapter!
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Foxy goes to the kitchen with a cash register.
Mike: Uh.... Foxy....?
Foxy: What?
Mike: What are you doing with a cash register?
Foxy: Nothing that concerns you, matey.
Mike: Ok.... matey?
Foxy: Hey! I'm the only who says matey! Uh... matey.
Ariel: FOXY!! WHERE'S THE CASH REGISTER YOU FILTHY PIRATE?!
Foxy counts all the money in the kitchen for some idiotic reason.
Foxy: 20... 21.... 22... *penny falls in the drain*
Foxy: No!! Me life just went down the drain! *grabs penny, but gets his hand stuck*
Ariel and Mangle: FOXY!!!!
Foxy: Got it!! Oh wait...
Erin: Foxy! What happened?
Foxy: Can you go get Ariel, lass?
Erin: Why should I?
Foxy: Please! I-I'll give a penny!
Erin: A penny?
Foxy: 2 pennies?
Erin: Fine... ARIEL! OVER HERE!
Ariel [cocky]: Oh look what we have here... did someone get their hand stuck?
Foxy: Ariel, lass, please help me...
Mangle: What happened?
Foxy: A penny dropped down the drain and I went to get it.
Erin: Just drop it.
Foxy: I can think of 115 reason to never drop a penny, matey.
Ariel: Do you need help?
Foxy: Yes! Just pull me hand out!
Mangle, Erin, and Ariel try to pull Foxy's hand out.
Mike: Uh... do I need to ask?
Erin: It's not what it looks like Mike.
Mike: You.... are weird.
Mangle [mumbles]: Sick-minded freak.
Ariel: You know what? If you're not going to be helpful then just get out!
Mike walks away.
Foxy: Wait, matey! Come back!
Foxy: Why'd you do that?
Gets hand free with the penny.
Foxy: Yes! Victory! *drops penny in trashcan*
Foxy: Darn it!
Ariel: Keep searching all you want, you crazy fox. I'm putting this back where it belongs. *puts away cash register*
Foxy: WHERE'S ME PENNY?!
YOU ARE READING
An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
