WARNING: This contains use of terrible puns! Enjoy!
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Withered Chica: C'mon! Just let me cook this once!
Ariel: No! I told you, you can't cook!
Ariel [mumbles]: You dumb bird.
Withered Chica [yelling]: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???
Ariel: What makes you think I called you something? Hmm?
Withered Chica [yelling]: THAT'S IT! YOU WANNA PIZZA ME??
Ariel: Seriously? You're starting off a pointless fight with a horrible pun?
Withered Chica: What makes this fight "pointless"?
Ariel: This. *holds The Shovel*
Withered Chica: The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
Ariel: *facepalms*
Ariel: I'm done! I'm done with life!
Withered Chica: I can see you threw your life away...
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Ariel: Just stop. You're as bad as Sans.
Sans: hey, keep it down... i got a ton of work to do.
Sans: a skeleton.
Ariel: See?
Papyrus: SANS? WHERE'S THE LIFE?
Sans: in the trash...
Papyrus: OH?! REALLY? WHO THREW AWAY MY LIFE!
Sans: ariel did.... she hates your life, so she threw it away.
Ariel [yelling]: HEY! DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT! IT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE-
Papyrus: YOU HATE MY LIFE? WELL, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU FELT THAT WAY ABOUT ME! NYE, HEH, HEH!
Withered Chica: Who wants a lolipop?
Ariel: Just... just stop.
Withered Chica: Laughy Taffy instead?
Ariel [yelling]: NO!
Withered Chica: I bet that made you snicker, though.
Ariel: I told you to shut up!
Sans: stop trying to make eminies.
Ariel: Goodbye life...
Sans: stop throwing away life!
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An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
