Erin [freaked out, yelling]: THE PIZZA IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!!
Everyone stares at Erin in disbelief, spits out their pizza, and runs out.
Ariel: Erin! Seriously? What's wrong now?!
Erin: What's wrong is that the pepperioni here is made out of humans!
Ariel: What?! I did not now that! FREDDY!!!!!
Freddy: What? I didn't do any-!
Erin: Then explain this!
Erin hands Freddy a note that says:
Dear reader, we must inform you that the meat here at Fazbear's is made out of humans. If anyone is allergic, please bring your own sack lunch.
~ Freddie Fazbaer
Freddy: What?! I didn't write that! I swear! My handwriting is bold and atrocious, that is flawless cursive.
Ariel: To be honest he is right about that.
Erin: But your name is written!
Freddy: That doesn't mean I wrote it. Plus, it's splet wrong.
Erin: YES IT DOES!
Ariel: Just a precaution, Freddy I do have lie detector on my phone and in my home.
Freddy: Fine, scan me. Because I am-!
Ariel: Lying.
Freddy: What?! That's a lie!
Ariel: You're saying that the lie detector is lying?
Freddy: Yes.
Mike: Hey... what's going on?
Freddy: Mike! Help me! You're a security guard!
Mike: What, I just got here.
Freddy: Nope, you're helping me!
Mike: Why would I help you. You and your friends have tried to kill me numerous times.
Freddy: I'm a changed man.
Mike: Whatever, I'm going back to my office.
Freddy: Nope! You are going to help clear my name!
Mike: Your name was never clear.
Freddy [frustrated]: Just help me!
Mike: Fine, fine. What am I supposed to do?
Erin: Mike! The pizza is made out of people!
Mike: Really? You believe that crap?
Erin: Yes!
Mike: Wow...
Mike [to Ariel]: Don't tell me you believe it too.
Ariel: I think it's a possibility.
Freddy: Go to the kitchen and find traces of human!
Mike: Fine...
Mike goes into the kitchen, opens the freezer and screams....
Mike: OMG!!! WTF?!
Ariel: Mike?! What'd you see?
Brendan: Holy crap! He's ghostly white!
Mike almost faints as Dawn catches him before he hits the ground.
Dawn: Whoa Mr. Schmidt, don't want you fainting on us now.
Brendan: He's out cold! What do we do?
May: Slap him! *slaps Mike really hard*
Mike: Ow... what was that for?!
YOU ARE READING
An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
