Rockstar Bonnie [singing]: 🎶So good to see you again, my truest friend, but now your life must end.🎶
Ariel: You just called me your friend! Why do you want to kill me all of a sudden?
Toy Bonnie: Because you hit him with your shovel, perhaps?
Ariel: I did not!
Toy Bonnie: What about throwing him out the window?
Ariel: That wasn't me!
Toy Bonnie: You're the only one who wears purple suits!
Ariel: Wow... your sensors must be broken again.
Toy Bonnie: Why do you say that?
Ariel: Because you were describing Purple Guy.
Purple Guy: Somebody call for me-?
Purple Guy: Ahh! Ariel! I-I didn't see you, there.
Ariel: You threw Rockstar Bonnie out of the window?!
Purple Guy: No!
Ariel: I don't believe you.
Purple Guy: You never believe me.
Ariel: For good reason!
Purple Guy: And what's that?
Ariel: Purple Guy! You know what I mean! Now get out before I kick you out!
Purple Guy: No. I still have work to do.
Ariel: You mean crimes.
Purple Guy: Hey! I didn't mean to kill those poor, poor, kids.
Toy Bonnie: Right... *sense the sarcasm*
Mr. Hippo: Hey, let's lighten the mood with a story!
Ariel: No! Please no!
Purple Guy: I want to hear a story.
*Ariel's glare burns through Purple Guy's soul for all eternity*
Purple Guy: What?
Mr. Hippo:
I'm lazy, ok? But don't judge me! I know you're too lazy to even watch the video so don't even start to judge me!
Ariel: WHY?!?!?!??!?!??!?!
Purple Guy: You're one philosophical hippo.
Mr. Hippo: Why thank you.
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I know this was a lame chapter, but I felt like writing one and I didn't really feel comedian-ly (yes, I made that up). So, there. Hope you all enjoyed anyways. Please remember to vote a comment, ty!
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An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
