Nightmare Fredbear: I want to be Freddy Krueger!
Nightmare Freddy: I'm Freddy Krueger!
Nightmare Fredbear: And why's that?
Nightmare Freddy: Because-
Nightmare Fredbear: And don't say it's because you have the same name.
Nightmare Freddy [whiney]: B-but it's true~.
-Party Room #1-
Nightmare Bonnie: I'm going to be Michael Myers for Halloween.
Nightmare Chica: Cool! I'm going to be.... MYSELF!
Nightmare Bonnie: Oh cool! The most scariest costume.
Nightmare Chica: Yea- oh wait. HEY!
Nightmare Bonnie: Hahaha!
-Mike's Office-
Ariel [sarcastically]: Oh... great.
Mike: Wanna go settle the dispute?
Ariel [annoyed]: Fine..
-Main Room-
Ariel: Now, what's this fight about?
Nightmare Freddy: Nightmare Fredbear wants to be Freddy Krueger!
Ariel: And you want to be Freddy Kuerger too?
Nightmare Freddy: Yes!
Ariel: Is it because you have the same name as him?
Nightmare Freddy: Yes!
Ariel: Do you even know who he is?
Nightmare Freddy: Uh....
Ariel: I'll take that as a no.
Nightmare Fredbear: This is why I should be him. I actually know who he is.
Nightmare Freddy: Who is he?
Ariel: He's basically a dream-invader and kills kids in their sleep.
Nightmare Freddy: Nevermind...
Nightmare Fredbear: Knew it.
Mike: Hey, what are you going to be for Halloween, Ariel?
Ariel: An assassin.
Mike: So... yourself?
Ariel: Yes, get your laughs out now while you still can laugh.
Mike: Sorry, sorry.
Ariel: I can only assume you're going to be a security guard.
Mike: No. I'm going to be life and hand out lemons.
Ariel [sarcastically]: Soooooo creative.
Mike: -_-
Mike [sarcastically]: Thank you.
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Happy Halloween! What's your costume? I'm Ezio Auditore from Assassin's Creed II: Brotherhood. Hope you all have a spooky Hallows Eve 🎃!
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An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
