Hey! Another suggestion by the amazing woodcomics! But please, seriously give me a suggestion! I want to hear what you guys have to offer! Anyone know the reference? Alright, onto the chapter!
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woodcomics: Hey guys, Erin and I just had the best idea!
Funtime Freddy: Alright, spit it out.
woodcomics: Prepare to be amazed! Drumroll, please... *drumroll* colored pizza! *holds green pizza*
Funtime Freddy: *laughs* I think that one backfired! Did you put toxic waste on it? *laughs*
Bon-Bon: *slaps Funtime Freddy up-side the head*
Funtime Freddy [annoyed]: Hey! It's funny!
Erin: Wow... you are mean, Fun Fred.
Funtime Freddy: I'm not mean, I just tell the truth!
Bon-Bon: That's mean.
Funtime Freddy: You mean the truth.
woodcomics [whispers to Erin]: This is gonna take a while...
Erin [whispers to woodcomics]: Yea... definitly.
Ariel: Hey, what's going on here?
Funtime Freddy: They made green pizza! *laughs*
Ariel: Ooh, is that one blue?
woodcomics [nervous]: Yea... why?
Ariel: I love blue! It's my favorite color! *eats blue pizza*
Ariel: Hmm....
woodcomics: Wh-what do you think?
Ariel: This ain't half bad. Although... the after taste is kinda weird along with the texture, but that can be fixed.
woodcomics [relieved]: Oh, I'm so glad you like it!
Ariel: Worried that I'm not going to like it?
woodcomics [lying]: Of course not! I knew you'd like it! Oh look, there's customers. Funtime Freddy, get back on-stage, please.
Funtime Freddy: Wh- don't I get a say in this?
Ariel: Not with that attitude, you don't. Now listen to woodcomics you big idiot.
Funtime Freddy: Bu-
Ariel: Not buts, get out there!
Child #1: Wow, is an orange pizza?
Woman #1: This pizza is the same color as my purse! *holds pink pizza and purse*
Child #2: I can now be like Batman and eat black pizza!
Child #1: That sounds like it'd be moldy.
Child #2: IT DOES NOT!
Toy Bonnie: That's right! Get your pizza, made by me!
Child #2: Woah.. Toy Bonnie made this? I love it!
woodcomics, Erin, & Ariel: What?!
Alpha: Pop?! *What?!*
Ariel: Uh... I don't feel so well.
woodcomics: You ok?
Ariel: What was in that pizza?
woodcomics: Ask Painter.
Painter: Smeargle, smear, smear, smeargle! *I used gouache, of course!*
Erin & woodcomics: What?!
Painter: Smear, smeargle, smeargle, smeargle! *Well, how am I supposed to paint the pizza?*
Erin [mad]: Have you hear of, um I don't know, food coloring?
woodcomics: Don't be too harsh, Erin.
Ariel: Welp, I'm going home and throwing up.
Everyone stares at Ariel amazed and confused.
Ariel: What...?
Erin: You're.... blue.
Ariel: I am?
Ariel: I am!
Ariel: Ok... I need to go and take a week off, be sure to punish Toy Bonnie for this for me!
Erin: Will do!
Erin [to woodcomics]: So... what do we do now?
woodcomics [to Erin]: I'm not sure...
Customer #1: Ahhh! I'm purple!
Customer #3: I'm green!
Customer #2: Let's get Toy Bonnie for this!
Toy Bonnie: Hold up... I-I didn't make it! I-the wolves did!
Customer #3: Wolves? Are you keeping animals in here?
Toy Bonnie: Uh.... no?
Everyone: GET HIM!
Erin: No need to do anything after all. I'm going to join Ariel.
woodcomics: Wait... what about the pizzeria?
Erin: Let Mike and Jeremy do it.
Erin: Let's go.
YOU ARE READING
An Animatronic's Guide to Annoying Your Friends and Making the Readers Laugh
RandomThis is just a simple book with every Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic you can think of, also including me, my sister, Mike, Purple Guy, aka, William Afton, and other random people/things, having multiple conversations that will (hopefully) make...
