You were doing your matesprite's laundry when you came across one of their clean clothes. It was...
The Signless/The Sufferer♋
His hood
The Handmaid♈
Her kimono
The Summoner♉
His pants
The Ψiioniic/The Helmsman♊
His body suit
The Disciple♌
Her dress
The Dolorosa♍
Her shoulder piece
Neophyte Redglare♎
Her jacket
Marquise Spinneret Mindfang♏
Her hat
E%ecutor Darkleer/The Expantri8♐
His armor
The Grand Highblood♑
His armor vest
Orphaner Dualscar♒
His cape
Her Imperious Condescension/The Condescence♓
Her body suit
You being very sneaky decided to take their clothes and put on yourself. You walked around your hive/house wearing the clothes and pretending being them by saying...
The Signless/The Sufferer
"Love your fellow troll! Do not let the Highbloods control us!"
The Handmaid
"I truly wish to kill my adoptive father at this very moment. "
The Summoner
"i cANNOT WAIT TO TAKE YOU. };)"
The Ψiioniic/The Helmsman
"Holy 2hiit 2iignle22 you 2uck."
The Disciple
":33 I write evfurrithing that happens."
The Dolorosa
"Oh Please Be Happy Little Ones, The Mother Will Always Love You."
Neophyte Redglare
"TH3 COURT F1NDS YOU GU1TY!"
Marquise Spinneret Mindfang
"Get ready to have aaaaaaaall yer loot stolen ::::)"
E%ecutor Darkleer/The Expantri8
"As a highblood, I order you to stop these shenanigans."
The Grand Highblood
"who gives a shit about you motherfucking lowbloods? PRAISE BE TO THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS!"
Orphaner Dualscar
"Ay you look like a lass wwho should sleep wwith me."
Her Imperious Condescension/ The Condescence
"I am the Condescension so I have to cull you... RIG)(T. NOW."
You laughed at your shenanigans when your front door opened, revealing your matesprite who was now confused beyond belief. They looked at you and said...
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Homestuck Scenarios
Random(=.^W^.=) Miaou! A basic 'X Reader' Homestuck fic. It's basically how your relationship changes over time. ❇✴COMPLETED✴❇
