Fake Reality | Banana Bus Squad × OC × Creepypasta

9 | Alive Milkbag

After the whole "I am someone very close to you" thing, I decided to think about for another time. Right now, I was scrolling through Twitter, trying to find something cool.

I saw a random tweet from one of my followers that apparently knows about Creepypasta. The tweet was a comic drawn by them, because it had their signature which was their user.

Jacksepticeye:
"TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO 'YA- Oh, hey, it's snowing!!"

SG (Scorph Games):
"JACK, this isn't the first time you've seen snow!"

~ Outside the house ~

LJ (Laughing Jack):
"Are they talking about us?"

EJ (Eyeless Jack):
"Don't think so, if they are then they would've called 911 by now or something.."

~ Later. . . ~

EJ: *manages to get in, sees Jackaboy and SG, takes out scalpel* (this boi didn't even wait for them to sleep!)
"... Can I have your Kidn-"

LJ & Sally: "CANDY!!!"

EJ: "WHAT THE HELL?!?!"

SG: *totally not taking pictures*

Jackaboy: "what...?"

It was a pretty good comic, I then hearted the tweet and continued scrolling on Twitter. While, scrolling I received a message from someone.

Someone? Who's the someone? My smart side asked, which is like asking myself, but whatever. Someone.. I answered. Someone? They asked again. Someone. Can't even give a guess who...?

I ignored the question in my head and tapped on the notification.

Hello! Is this Scorph?

I got confused of who would possibly have gotten my number. It's probably one of Vanoss' friends, yeah... I then typed a reply.

No, this is totally an alive stuffed giraffe from a random city

I'll take that as a yes

Anyway...

Anyway what? Who even are you?

I am...

An alive milkbag

Um, oh ur meme boi

SMii7y?

Yes, I is meme boi

I need proof

YEET

Huh

That says 100% that you are SMii7y

Do you like memes?

No

OOF

I LOVE MEMES!!!

YES, someone else gets it!

Anyway, I know ur wondering why I have ur number. Vanoss gave it to me for some random reason, Idk why

Hm, uh-huh okay

Sayonara

No, I'm being serious

Since when?

I was born

. . .
. . . .
. . . . . . .

Uhhhhhh...

Imma go...?

Okay, bye, see you later "great conversation awkward person"!!

Olay, Little scorpion

Olay...?

Ok then..

I then decided to name this not-so-random person-anymore to "Milkbag of Memes" because why not?

I'm just glad I have a friend that gets and loves memes, just as much I do!