Uriah: A Divergent Fanfic [COMPLETED]

Revenge Is My Middle Name... It's Actually William

Zeke and I fill up our cars with toliet paper and eggs. I laugh evilly to myself. Hey, revenge is my middle name... it's actually William.

We meet Will and Peter at Will's place.

"Let's do this, FOR NARNIA!" I scream.

"FOR NARNIA!" Will and Zeke scream. Peter just shakes his head. Oh, no...

"Cause a hater's gonna hate,hate,hate,hate,hate, and a player-" I start then Peter pulls out a butter knife.

"Do you always carry one of those around?" I ask.

***

I pull up to Four's house and evilly laugh again. Will and Peter are already there, TP-ing his house. Zeke then pulls up and I get out and begin to egg his house.

This is fun.

***

By the end of the night, Four's house is a mess. I nod to myself.

~The next day~

I wake up and check my phone. I have like 20 missed calls, and 30 texts.

I groan and get dressed, then I check my phone.

I think 4's gonna kill us-Will

Haha 4 doesn't know i was involved. B careful. Don't die. -Peter

Did u trash 4's house?-Tris

Nice job on 4's house-Lynn

U trashed 4's place just cuz he touched ur cake? Ur lucky I love u-Marlene

I know u, Zeke, and Will did that-Shauna

We need a hideout, wanna fly 2 china?-Zeke

What did u idiots do 2 my house?-Four

Marcus is gonna kill me!-Four

Did u take my cake 2? Can't find it...-Four

What did I do 2 deseev this?-Four

Did Peter help 2? I found a butter knife on my lawn.-Four

Lost my butter knife have u seen it?-Peter

I'll buy u 5 dauntless cakes if u help me clean this up-Four

We r so dead, 4's getting mad-Will

Thx, now cuz I'm a good gf I have 2 help 4 clean this up. -Tris

Next time u trash some1's house invite me-Lynn

U r going 2 die-Four

Seriously, about that flight 2 china?-Zeke

Plz reply, bro, this may be r last day on earth-Zeke

I'm coming over-Four

Ok, we r dead. Officially dead. -Zeke

U nitwits trashed 4's house? U could've asked me 2 help! -Christina

Did Peter help? 4 just told me he found a butter knife on the lawn...- Christina

Do u know y he's obsessed w/ butter knives -Christina

U 4 r so dead-Marlene

Luv u*smiles innocently*-Marlene

I will hurt u-Four

Yikes.

I text back.

I didn't tp ur house, it was Zeke! -To Four

Wow, how encouraging. Luv u 2- To Marlene

Since when do u like pranks? And no idea... -To Christina

Not china, how about Italy! We can have pizza!-To Zeke

We're not dead, my friend, ur dead -To Will

Would've invited u, just afraid u and Peter would b making out the whole time-To Lynn

Ur welcome :)-To Tris

No we didn't it was just ur bf. And Will. And Peter. -To Shauna

Four please don't kill me.