Kokichi Oma x Reader ONESHOTS (COMPLETED)

BONUS: Breaking the fourth wall

(Your POV)

"Wooow! I can't believe Shauni has sooooo many followers!" Kokichi giggled.

"First of all, stop breaking the fourth wall! Second of all, we're supposed to be doing fun stuff right now!" You grumbled.

"But I'M having fun!" Kokichi huffed.

You sighed, facepalming. "Remind me why I have a crush on you?"

"Cuz you think I'm adorable and perfect~!" Kokichi sang, skipping around you, "(Y/N) and meeee, sittin' in a tree! F-u-c-k-i-n-g~! First comes lo-"

"Hold on!! You haven't even taken me to McDonald's, you can't say we fucked!" You pouted.

"Alright, then let's go to McDonald's!" Kokichi chirped, already starting to drag you off to the nearest McDonald's.

You had (food) and Kokichi got like 20 ice cream cones he got too sick to finish. So when the two of you got home you got to take care of a sick grape boy. Oh well, you got to kiss him on the forehead and give him lots of cuddles~

By the way, when he was feeling better you watched My Little Pony and played Go Fish. Because yes.

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Word count: 190

Happy 200K reads or something... hope y'alls enjoy this smol bonus and the edit