January: I kicked
February: I kissed
March: I punched
April: I fucked
May: I hugged
June: I licked
July: I loved
August: I sucked
Other: I hated
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January: Zayn Malik
February: Harry Styles
March: Luke Hemmings
April: Ashton Irwin
May: Liam Payne
June: Calum Hood
July: Niall Horan
August: Michael Clifford
Other: Louis Tomlinson
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January: because whatever
February: because I loved him
March: because I despised him
April: because we loved each other
May: because we broke up
June: because I had a crush on him
July: because he called me fat
August: because he hates me
Other: because he doesn't know who I am
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comment what ya got!!
I got: I fucked Ashton Irwin because we loved each other
fuck yeah
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1D & 5SOS Horoscopes
Fanfictionself explanatory really, horoscopes from my two favorite bands
