sO I had an arranged marriage with a total stranger and GUESS WHAT? He's SO possessive of me even though he knows nothing about me! Like, he wants to kill every single man who looks at me, even my father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for exaggerating those exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!
I should stop!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay fine I'll stop!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, geez, I've stopped! (!!!!!!!!)
But okay, time to focus. Like, WHO THE EFF WOULD BE SO GODDAMN POSSESSIVE OF A RANDOM STRANGER YOU JUST MARRIED COS OF A DUMB CONTRACT OR FORCED UPON?!
I'm pretty sure NOBODY in this world would act like that, so have some realism, you authors.
Scenario:
"You may kiss the bride."
- an hour later at the wedding reception -
He pushed me up against wall and leaned in, our lips close to touching. He growled, "Who was that guy you were talking to?"
I winced. "A-a friend..."
"Friend my ass!" he roared. "I will singlehandedly break the bones of every man who dares spare a glance at my wife!"
"Uh... this is an arranged marriage?"
"Shush, the author just wants to make me possessive, so play along."
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Wattpad Clichés
RandomA book of Wattpad clichés big and small that I noticed in the books I read and are sometimes cool to read, but also sometimes really frustrating. *NOTE: THE CLICHÉS ARE MOSTLY FROM THE GENRES OF ROMANCE, TEEN FICTION AND WEREWOLF AS THOSE ARE THE GE...
