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[ T <•> J ]
J: the gremlin has been looking for you.
T: shit.
T: don't tell him where I am, please.
J: sure bud.
J: I sent him the location instead.
T: what the fuck, Jason?
J: you're welcome.
J: this is what you get for not saving coffee for me at breakfast.
T: I had said I was sorry!
T: there was no need to set the gremlin on me.
T: shit, he's outside.
J: enjoy the brotherly bonding, kiddo.
T: I hate you.
J: the feeling is mutual.
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J: either you're changing out of that shirt or I'm gonna have to do something.
T: why? I like this shirt.
J: has anyone ever told you that even a grandma would have better style sense than you.
J: you're an absolute dunce when it comes to fashion.
T: you're no fashion god either so...
J: say that to my Instagram followers, bitch!
J: I'm giving you five minutes. If you haven't changed by then, I'll rip it off.
T: no... Don't you dare...
J: yeah right, go cower behind Dickybird. He won't be able to save you either.
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T: that was a hundred and fifty, Todd.
J: a hundred ad fifty what? Dollars or push ups?
T: squats.
J: pay up.
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T: why the fuck did you blow up the Bowery?
J: that's for me to know and you to stay the fuck out of.
T: Jay, if Bruce finds out...
J: who's gonna tell him anyway? You? I don't think so. You're not that stupid to die so young.
T: he has other resources too, y'know.
J: for example?
T: Damian.
J: fuck.
J: do you know where the little demon is? I might have to lock him up for a while.
T: gladly. He's on his way to the Bat Cave so you have exactly five minutes to abduct him.
J: on it.
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[ T <•> I ]
T: I still don't know why I'm texting you.
I: just admit it, Timbelina, you've grown attached to me.
T: no way.
I: yes way.
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T: okay so I know why I text you and keep talking to you.
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Drunk Texting | T. Drake ✔
Fanfiction"If you don't go to sleep right now, I'll borrow Harley's hammer and knock you out with it." "If that means I'll get to see you before I slip into the abyss of eternal darkness, then please do." [Timothy Drake] [Started: 02/20/2020] [Completed: 03...