Drunk Texting | T. Drake ✔

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[ T <•> I ]

I: why the hell is this city so fucked up?

T: I don't know, I don't possess divine wisdom.

I: like seriously, does your police even do anything or do they leave all the dirty work to the Bats?

T: there are very few people in the GCPD who actually give a flying crap for their jobs.

I: for example?

T: Commissioner Gordon. He's the best detective out there and an extremely well trained cop.

T: and the other one is my brother Richard.

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I: Richard works in the police?

T: he's an officer.

I: how the hell is he so fit then?

T: excuse me?

I: I'm sorry but when I think of police officers, all I can imagine are those from films and TV shows who can't go anywhere without their donuts and are fat middle aged men.

T: oh...

T: Richard loves donuts too, he says it's an addiction he got from working in the police department.

I: yet the calories don't catch up to him?

T: because he works out a lot.

T: his worst nightmare is him becoming a fat middle aged officer.

T: so he does all in his power to prevent that nightmare from becoming true.

I: I see.

I: he wants to remain the hot cop forever.

T: kinda

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T: you think Richard is a hot cop?

I: definitely, I would date him if he wasn't taken already.

T: yeah, I know that very well.

I: then why are you asking?

T: because he wanted to confirm that.

T: oh and he says he's become your fan after this generous compliment.

I: really?

I: when are you bringing him to the rooftop with you?

T: never.

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I: that's not fair.

T: what?

I: you shouldn't be so insecure.

I: all I ask for is to meet your brothers and you always refuse.

T: I have my reasons.

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I: what reasons?

T: it would be extremely awkward for me.

I: why?

T: both Richard and Jay are extremely skilled in making ladies fall head over heels for them.

I: that's because they might be extremely charming.

T: yes, they are.

T: out of us, Richard has had the most girlfriends. Sometimes it feels as if him and Bruce are competing on that.