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[ Gotham's Lovebirds ]
Jason: so me and Helena have an important announcement to make.
Selina: regarding your relationship status?
Helena: yup.
Selina: wonderful!
Barbara: Richard, call the whole family to get online ASAP.
Jason: yeah, that would be great.
Richard: on it.
Steph: is this what I am thinking this is?
Damian: awful grammar, Brown, did you drop out of high school?
Cassie: says the high school dropout himself.
Jon: ooooh burn.
Steph: that's my girl! She is literally the sass in Cassandra.
Damian: shut up.
Jon: but isn't Cassandra spelled with a c sound?
Steph: there's a variation which is spelled with an s sound like Sassandra too.
Damian: highly irrelevant.
Steph: just like your presence when it comes to happy events.
Jason: ...
Tim: guys, Jay had an announcement to make and you all are not letting him continue.
Jason: ah thank you, Tim, for speaking up at this highly crucial moment. Now if you'll all pay a little attention here, and Damian please put down your finger.
Jason: my fiance and I have to announce something.
Helena: we have finalized the dates and are going to get married this Christmas.
Steph: oh my God, yes!
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Fanfiction"If you don't go to sleep right now, I'll borrow Harley's hammer and knock you out with it." "If that means I'll get to see you before I slip into the abyss of eternal darkness, then please do." [Timothy Drake] [Started: 02/20/2020] [Completed: 03...