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[ Gotham's Lovebirds ]

Jason: so me and Helena have an important announcement to make.

Selina: regarding your relationship status?

Helena: yup.

Selina: wonderful!

Barbara: Richard, call the whole family to get online ASAP.

Jason: yeah, that would be great.

Richard: on it.

Steph: is this what I am thinking this is?

Damian: awful grammar, Brown, did you drop out of high school?

Cassie: says the high school dropout himself.

Jon: ooooh burn.

Steph: that's my girl! She is literally the sass in Cassandra.

Damian: shut up.

Jon: but isn't Cassandra spelled with a c sound?

Steph: there's a variation which is spelled with an s sound like Sassandra too.

Damian: highly irrelevant.

Steph: just like your presence when it comes to happy events.

Jason: ...

Tim: guys, Jay had an announcement to make and you all are not letting him continue

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Tim: guys, Jay had an announcement to make and you all are not letting him continue.

Jason: ah thank you, Tim, for speaking up at this highly crucial moment. Now if you'll all pay a little attention here, and Damian please put down your finger.

Jason: my fiance and I have to announce something.

Helena: we have finalized the dates and are going to get married this Christmas.

Helena: we have finalized the dates and are going to get married this Christmas

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Steph: oh my God, yes!

Steph: oh my God, yes!

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