Drunk Texting | T. Drake ✔

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[ T <•> J ]

J: I was right about the masked vigilante all along!

J: she is your secret love interest.

T: I have no idea what you're talking about.

J: you are such a two faced bitch, I can't even believe you're my brother.

T: okay...

J: and you didn't even say thank you, you ungrateful little slug.

T: thank you, Jay, for saving me again. I'm very much obliged to you for this level of generosity and kindness that you've bestowed upon me.

J: see, I knew you were a two faced bitch.

J: you're welcome, by the way.

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J: are you ditching patrol again?

T: I asked Bruce if I could rest for a bit.

J: now look here, you delicate little barbie doll, this kidnapping wasn't even as rough as the one I had been through last month. So man up and get your ass down to the Batcave.

T: Bruce had no objection, so I am taking a night off.

J: okay then, I'm going to hang out with your love interest.

T: Jason!

J: enjoy your night off, bitch.

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T: I fricking hate you, Todd.

J: Dami, what the fuck are you doing on Babybird's phone?

T: it's not Damian, it is me. And I fricking hate you, Todd.

J: love you too, Timmy toes.

J: but really though, I still hate you more, Drake.

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[ T <•> I ]

I: when are you going to come back to work?

T: sorry, who's this?

I: Irina Luthor.

T: oh I...

T: but this is Ren's number.

I: exactly Mr clever clogs. When are you coming back to work?

I: and no, your boss hasn't been on my phone unlike your two brothers, I just want to know myself.

T: I am rejoining tomorrow.

I: good.

I: best of luck.

T: why? Did something happen?

I: apparently you were right about the No Waynes policy.

I: now you're stuck with Irina Luthor again.

T: I was rather thinking that I would have gotten fired by now.

I: you nearly did get fired. At least from Thomas' department.

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T: how did you know about all that?

I: I'm an excellent stalker.

T: okay so after months of me telling you this and you denying it, you finally decide to own up.

T: excellent stalker move. Absolutely.