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[ T <•> I ]
I: do you honestly never get tired of all this ridiculous shit that happens among you people?
T: we won't be the Waynes if we got tired of this.
T: for us, it is normal.
I: you guys have the weirdest family ever.
T: appreciate the compliment.
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T: I don't even remember when was the last time I actually had fun.
I: you wanna try out something fun tonight?
T: for instance?
I: meet me at the rooftop at ten and I'll show you.
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T: when I had said fun, I hadn't meant throwing rotten eggs at the press.
I: but you can't deny that; it was absolutely hilarious.
T: I just hope no one saw us.
I: I know no one did.
I: I have been planning this for days. And it feels so fucking good to give the asshats the treats they rightfully deserve.
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T: though where did you get such a lot of rotten eggs?
I: I have my sources.
T: what sources?
I: Red Hood.
T: excuse me? Red Hood?
I: yeah, Red Hood.
T: you've got to be kidding me.
I: of course not. He's excellent at smuggling any thing of any sort whatsoever. Just name it and give him fifteen minutes. Easy as that.
T: but you do know that's illegal, right?
I: nobody wanted those rotten eggs in the first place.
I: stealing something which will go to waste otherwise is not as horrible.
T: I'm sorry, Ren, but vandalism is still a crime.
I: vandalism? Holy fuck, Tim, are you high? Of course that's not vandalism or shop lifting or whatever new accusation you have up your sleeve.
I: next time do not accompany me if you have to give me a lecture on legal codes later, you understand!
T: hey, I hadn't meant it like that!
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T: you're still angry at me...?
T: Ren?
T: I'm sorry, I...
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I: I forgive you.
T: I nearly died and all you're saying is I forgive you?
I: stop being such a hopeless romantic, princess. You and me both know you liked it.
I: plus, no one dies from an unexpected kiss.
T: well...
T: don't you think getting a heart attack is a very obvious reason of dying too?
I: why would you have a heart attack?
T: because I was not expecting you to be there at that time.
I: you really have to start being at least a little more aware of your surroundings. That's exactly why you get abducted so often.
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Drunk Texting | T. Drake ✔
Fanfiction"If you don't go to sleep right now, I'll borrow Harley's hammer and knock you out with it." "If that means I'll get to see you before I slip into the abyss of eternal darkness, then please do." [Timothy Drake] [Started: 02/20/2020] [Completed: 03...