"If you don't go to sleep right now, I'll borrow Harley's hammer and knock you out with it."
"If that means I'll get to see you before I slip into the abyss of eternal darkness, then please do."
[Timothy Drake]
[Started: 02/20/2020]
[Completed: 03...
SuperKon: ever since you two started dating, I feel so much like a third wheel here.
SuperJon: now that's not true, when have we ever done anything that made you feel like a third wheel?
SuperKon: I mean I'm not bothered with you posting pictures of Dami all the time and him doing the same with you, but I really wish there was at least someone else here too.
BatKid: don't ask me to add any of my family members, they're horrible.
SuperJon: oh come on... Supersons means all the super sons.
BatKid: technically Supersons only means you and your brother.
SuperJon: I meant all the children of the Justice League.
SuperKon: now you're pushing it way too far. Just Supes and Bats would be a handful to deal with.
BatKid: he probably means biological.
SuperKon: then I'll have to be kicked out as well.
BatKid: you and Jon share the same DNA, idiot, why would you be kicked out?
SuperKon: I know. But technically, I was scientifically modified...
BatKid: doesn't count.
BatKid: besides if you're counting adopted children as well, then we will have to add my father's whole clan. Sometimes even I lose track of how many of these people exist who father adopted in time of need or otherwise.
SuperJon: let's see. There's you, Dick, Jason and Tim.
BatKid: then there's Brown, Thomas and Cain.
SuperKon: full names please. It's hella confusing otherwise.
BatKid: Stephanie Brown. Duke Thomas. Cassandra Cain.
SuperJon: right...
BatKid: I bet there are more.
SuperKon: family dinners at your place would be phenomenal, dude.
BatKid: replace phenomenal with disastrous and that's more like it.
SuperJon: I mean even I haven't met half of the infamous BatClan.
BatKid: thank your lucky stars.
SuperKon: but are you going to add at least a few more people here? I get lonely.
SuperJon: aw bro, we're here for you.
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BatKid: or we could kick you out. Would save the trouble.
