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[ J <•> H ]

J: let's get married.

H: why? A few days ago you were bickering on how we're still a married couple.

J: I meant for real this time.

H: so you mean to say that whatever we have had between us wasn't real, you bitch! Wait till I get my hands on you. Or better still I'll plunge my arrow into your heart.

H: for REAL this time

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H: for REAL this time.

J: hey, you don't really mean it darling...

J: Helena? 

H: you have one text to clear yourself up or else I would definitely do what I threatened you with just about now

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H: you have one text to clear yourself up or else I would definitely do what I threatened you with just about now.

J: I meant let's get officially married, like with a priest and a whole ceremony.

H: you sure?

J: one hundred percent.

H: think again, Jay. Last time we gave it a try you got so freaked out while proposing that the ring fell into a sewer.

J: remind me again where I was proposing you?

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J: remind me again where I was proposing you?

H: Crime Alley.

J: how romantic.

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