Drunk Texting | T. Drake ✔

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[ T <•> I ]

T: I love you.

I: yeah and you'll chicken out if I ask you to say it to my face.

T: try me.

I: meet you at the rooftop in five.

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I: I love you too...

T: did you really say that!

I: ...just kidding, my lovely damsel in distress.

T: if distress could be a synonym for confusion, then maybe you're right this time.

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T: this is definitely a date.

I: no it's not.

T: we're going to Starbucks. Together. How is this not a date?

I: because I forgot to bring you flowers.

T: too bad, I already bought some for you.

I: who the fuck gave you the right to be so adorable?

T: they are carnations, lovely and pink just like you wanted.

I: aw... Timmy, you're the sweetest person I've ever met.

T: I assure you, you're the only person who thinks that way about me.

I: because you're an intolerable jerk to all others?

T: fifty points to Ravenclaw.

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I: but seriously, we hadn't been in there for a couple minutes and the press people came banging on the door.

T: they are extremely annoying, bunch of asshats who do not have any other job in the world except for stalking people.

I: and I can't believe it, they wanted us to give an interview...

I: like what the absolute hell...

T: I know right, they have literally no other job except for pestering the shit out of people.

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T: I still don't know how Miss Luthor is taking it.

I: yeah right...

T: she comes very less to work.

I: because she doesn't want to get harassed by these nosy little asshats.

T: and I can't help but think that she will be blaming me for all this.

T: and the day she comes back to work, the first thing she will do is fire me.

I: oh no, she won't.

I: she would know it's not your fault at all.

T: I sincerely hope so.

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I: seems like you really enjoy working at LexCorp, judging by your fear of getting fired.

T: I mean... Everyone here is nice. I like working under someone for a change instead of being in charge of everything myself.

I: but you're still running Wayne Tech, right?

T: yup. I attend the meetings and have been organizing the Fall Gala.

I: the one your brothers were mentioning?

T: exactly.

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