His Drunk Texts (Modern AU)

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Small key:

His texts- Hello

Your texts- Hello

F/N- Friend's name

I also got most of these ideas from the internet bc I've never been drunk nor experienced anyone being drunk

sooooooo yee 😅


Gale:

-Y/N ive los my phone! Where are u???

-.......Babe? Are you drunk?

-Corse not! Jus help me fine my dahn phone!

-Gale.... you are drunk. What are you doing right now?

-TXTNG U SO I CAN FOIND MY FRIAKING PHONE!!!!!

-...I'm dating an idiot...

-MEANIE!!


Peeta:

-Y/N I THNK IV FOUND NARNIA!!!!

-......Peeta sweetie. You're in F/N's closet right now. You haven't come out for 15 minutes

-COOKIE I SWEER IT'S NARNIA!!! 

-How much did you drink?

-IDKKKKKK ...... eleventeen boottlles 

-Omg.....😑


Cato:

-Im gona be late hometon ight

-It's 2:43 in the freaking am Cato

-I'm still gonna bee late

-Why?

-.......

-Cato?

-I'm batman

-You're drunk aren't you?

-.....No I'm batman


Marvel:

-Y/N you're frend is keepign Sonic hostage!

-Love..That's BFF/N's pet hedgehog... his name is Cody

-IT'S SONIC!!! HE BLUE AND EVRYTHNG!!!!

-It's a brown hedgehog!

-THEN WHY IS IT BLUE?!?!?! 

-.............you didn't....

-SONIC LIVES ON

(A/N:this little guy is ok

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(A/N:this little guy is ok. The vets saved him from the paint. I really didn't want to use this pic but it was the only realistic hedgehog with blue paint)


Jason:

-Hey Baby. I'm goona go homet erly. I'm waiting outside for the Uber now.

-Jason?

-Jason??

-JASON???????

-Y/N? What? Ican see it donw the street now!! See u at home

-Jason you're drunk

-I'm not!! drunk!q 

-BABY THE PARTY IS AT OUR HOUSE!!!!

-........oh


Finnick:

-Hey Finn. It's getting late. We should probably head home. Where are you?

-NO NOT YET I'M GOING TO SEE DA WIZARD!!!

-.. are you drunk right now?

-NO!

-Where do you live?

-In a pinaple under da sea

-Nope. One more chance then I'm coming to find you.

-UUUUUUHHHHH IN DA MYSTERY MASHINE?!?!

-😑😑😑


Haymitch:

-Y/N YOUVE GOTA CALL 911!!!!!

-MITCH?! WTF WHY?!?!?!?!

-THRS A REARY HOT GUY IN THE MIRROOR!!!

-wait what?

-I SAID THERS A REALLY HOTF GUY IN DA MIROR!!

-you're so drunk rn

-Hold it!!!!

-............

-Cancel thiat cal.... twas onlly me

-Idiot

-HEY!


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