Blindfolds are dumb-Dee

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Virgil's having a crisis on top of the fridge, Remy is singing Fergalicious at the top of his lungs, and there are pancakes on the ceiling. I hate that this is a normal morning in this house. I grabbed a ladder and a spatula to try getting the pancakes off of the fucking ceiling. I don't even know how the fuck they got up here.

After doing that I turned off the speaker to hear Remy still singing it perfectly. "HIT IT FERGIE!" Virgil screamed from the fridge. I'm not even surprised Remy can sing this part. After he finished Virgil and I clapped while Remy bowed.

"Virgil get off the fridge! We have a field trip today so you can just pretend to pay attention while freaking out."

"Fuck you I'm a fucking king up here and I'm never going to school!"

{time skip brought by I'm washing me and my clothes}

"I can't believe you got us to come to school."

"Well it's kind of easy when I have a gun pointed at your head when all you have is a pocketknife." Virgil stuck his tongue out at me so I flipped him off.

"girls, girls, you're both pretty, can we go home now? I have a full playlist that I want to perform in the living room." Remy pulled out his phone and let us look through some random playlist he had on spotify.

"I really don't think you can rap to the fast part of rap god." Remy lowered his sunglasses and raised an eyebrow at me.

"Hey homos whatcha doin?" There's the bastard, right on time. "Wait the barbie song! Fuck yeah! I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD! LIFE IN PLASTIC IT'S FANTASTIC! YOU CAN DO MY HAIR! UNDRESS ME ANYWHERE!"

"IMAGINATION! LIFE IS YOUR CREATION!" And there's the other twin. Oh Virgil better hide from his problems. Roman stuck his head out from beside Remus.

"You guys have such a good sibling relationship. What the fuck? Is it Twin telepathy?" I asked.

"No we might look like we love each other but if we were cities I'd be New York and he'd London because he is always trying to drive in my lane." Roman said while pushing Remus away. I heard some mumbling after that and turned to see Virgil curled up against the window with his hood covering most of his face.

"What was that raccoon face?" I asked.

"Nothing halfie"

{time skip brought by life was just starting to make sense}

The teachers led us all into the building and made us all sit on some cheap folding chairs in a room that was just big enough to fit everyone. Some lady went onto the mini stage and started talking about soulmates and her research on them or whatever. After she was done talking she started asking if anyone had questions. Why do I have a feeling one of my idiots are going to ask an idiotic question?

"Yea! Why is the author so fucking lazy she couldn't say what happened in the last few hours?" Fucking knew it.

"Wha- that's not a real question. Do you have a real question, young man?"

"What happens if your soulmate hates you?" I looked in the general direction Roman was sitting and them to Virgil who was sitting next to me. He was messing with the strings of his hoodie and looking down. Well isn't this interesting? Remus asked some question that made no sense whatsoever and apparently that qualifies as a "real question"

"Is it possible to get a new soulmate?" Oh look who was thinking about what I said. This field trip is very entertaining. I wish I had some popcorn because this is better than rewatching the second season of Shake it Up.

{time skip brought by I don't need friends}

"-and that's the story of how I almost blew up a playground." This was the most boring part of my day.

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