1252 words of dumb-Remy

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"I do not have a crush! Stop humming that damn crush song!"

"Hush hush hush! Blush blush blush!"

"Fuck you! I don't have a crush on anybody!"

"Both of you be quiet or I will not hesitate to kick you out of the house. If you're going to continue fighting I suggest you leave now." I think we hit a nerve. Nerve is a funny word. Neeeeerrrrrrve. Haha.

"I'm gonna go back to watching Sleeping Beauty then. Laters taters." I want tater tots now.

{time skip brought by I am confusion}

Virgil and Dee practically left me this morning. Right after we got to school they walked off leaving me with nothing to do but rule the school. They've been acting weird all morning. I'm sure I can find someone to hang out with. Not Roman because Virgil is trying to avoid him right now and I honestly don't want to hang out with him. Oh hey look it's Emile, Joan, and Talyn.

"Wassup bitches"

"You never talk to us anymore, what's happening?" Joan asked.

"Vee and Dee ditched and you're the only people I can think to have a normal conversation with without fearing the knife I have in my pocket."

"That's reasonable. We were just talking about solanum lycopersicums totally being a vegetable!"

"But it's not. And stop saying it like that it's just a tomato."

"I will continue saying it like that until you can say the thing you enjoy."

"Okay both of you calm down, just because they accidentally messed up once doesn't mean you get to tease them all the time." This is amazing and I need to hang out with these people more often. "Okay now let's be on our way to class." Joan and Talyn agreed and went to their class.

"You wanna walk to math with me?"

"Yeah." I started walking with Em soon catching up.

"So...you hear any news about that dickwad of a father?" I asked remembering that his dad left them.

"He called the day after telling us he sent divorce papers and to bring them to the courtroom in a week. He wasn't that mean about it I guess. He's letting mom keep me and the house."

"So the bitch has a soul. Y'know, if he didn't let you keep the house I would have no problem with buying you another house. I have a few thousand dollars lying around probably"

"You wouldn't have to do that Remy." But I want to. You guys are probably thinking this is cheesy and dumb.

{time skip brought by zack stop}

"Hey Remy, if NASA confirmed that there may be a parallel universe in, I don't know let's say Antartica, what's the first thing you would do?" Dee asked randomly on our walk home.

"Does this parallel universe have an Emile? Or is it some place that we're all just characters played by some guy in his apartment to create different series or short videos with his friends like the other place?"

"Like a universe without soulmates or where we're all mythical creatures, or we're superheroes."

"You guys are talking weird and I don't want any part in this." We weren't even talking to you Virgil so shut up.

"Okay fine we'll talk about something normal. Willow and Olive are coming to hang out so please don't fight." Dee thinks we can actually go all afternoon without fighting? That's hilarious.

Q bit after we got home Willow and Olive finally got to our house so we were all just sitting in the living room and talking for a while.

"Hey Willow, when's the singing thing?" I asked because y'all are probably wondering.

"Two weeks. But this is a book that gets updates randomly and she has a few chapters planned before the singing competition so it's hard to say."

"Dammit Remy. You infected her with yours and Remus' weirdness"

"And who's the bitch that has a crush on that weird bastard that started that terrifying cult?" His face turned red and he immediately signed something. I wish I knew what he was saying. Wil and Olive laughed before Wil signed another thing. Of course she knows it. This some sort of sick joke? Did I miss a chapter? I'm going to murder someone. Most likely everyone that knows sign language.

"Virgil you realize that this is cheating, right?" Olive asked. What's Virgil cheating on? I'm so fucking confused.

"Yea but like, nope. And how do you guys know about the thing?"

"We read the chapters. What did you think we were fourth wall breaking characters that wouldn't read them?"

"I'm going to die if one more person mentions a stupid book." Dee groaned.

"I have no idea what you two are talking about."

"I have no idea what anybody is talking about right now so everybody shut the fuck up!" Virge, Olive, and Willow started laughing while Dee just tried covering his face. I bet the damn answer is right in the words but I'm dumb with this sort of thing. I'm just going to leave these bitches. "Bye I'm going to Emile's house!"

I grabbed my jacket and some random heels and walked out of the house.

<Coffee3: hey i'm coming to your house
Em&Ems: Okay! I'm just watching Lilo and Stitch

He's adorable. It's amazing that the shit going on in his life, his parents getting a divorce and his dad leaving even if he was shitty. I wish I was like that. Instead I'm still sad that I could've prevented Isaac's death which could've prevented my mother's death. You guys are probably going to tell me that it wasn't my fault and if I could I would tell you all to screw off. But I can't so just know that it's implied.

Whatever, I'm almost to Emiles house. I should've drove the car. I ran up to the door and knocked like Anna from Frozen. His mom opened it.

"Hello ma'am, I'm here to hang out with Emile." She smiled and stepped aside to allow me to come in. "I heard about the divorce and I'm so happy for you." I'm so good with parents.

"Iniwan niya dahil natatakot ka sa iyo. Kahit na isang malupit na tao ay maaaring matakot." I don't know what she's saying but I'll act like I do and probably read the translations later.

"Mama! Pupunta kami sa kwarto ko ngayon." Emile said right before grabbing my wrist and pulling me to his room. Is this how he felt when I took him to that spot in the cliff that totally wasn't a date no matter what you people say. "I think she went from denial to acceptance way too quickly."

"Denial to acceptance?" Why is nobody making any sense?

"The stages of grief. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, then acceptance. It may not have been happening these past few years since I came out as pansexual but there was a time my mama and dad loved each other."

"Oh I get it, like how when Isaac and my mother...I went from anger to depression to acceptance. That's dumb. They actually have five stages to this shit?" I laughed.

"Yea. Anyway, wanna watch Avatar? They have it on Netflix!"

"Sure babes." We got more comfortable on his bed and he turned on his tv and switched to Netflix. This is good. I like this way more tha what was happening at my house. But this chapter was dumb. 1252 words of dumb.

Google Translate
Iniwan niya ako dahil natatakot ka sa iyo. Kahit na isang malupit na tao ay maaaring matakot- He left because he was afraid of you. Even a cruel person can be scared
Pupunta kami sa kwarto ko ngayon- We're going to my room now

Word Count: fucking guess
I meant to finish this chapter earlier but I got distracted when...yea.
Bye for now guys, gals, and nonbinary pals

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