This week is Shit-Roman

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Dee and Remus are soulmates and are boyfriends. My life is sad. I'm gonna tell dad that his son's soulmate is a criminals son. Wait then I'd get in trouble when they find out my soulmate is Virgil. Papa is already upset when we didn't tell him Remy and Virgil were criminals sons. I really can't tell parents anything. Remus will have to tell them eventually anyway and when he does I'll be right behind him.

I should probably be focusing on the post that Virgil was so worried about. And I need to focus on the singing thing on Saturday. I wonder if he thought of a song yet.

"Roman!" I'll think about this later.

{time skip brought by who do you think that hottest girl in school is}

I woke up to see the floor right before crashing into it. I got up to see Remus holding my bed on its side. How did he even do this?

"It is Wednesday my dudes. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What other weird ways are you gonna wake me up?"

"If I tell you then it wouldn't be a secret. I already told you enough secrets. Anyways hurry up cause we still got school."

"Secrets, secrets, are no fun, tell me now or else we're done." He shrugged and walked out of the room leaving my bed on the side and my blankets and pillows on the ground. Now I gotta fix it again.

After fixing everything and getting dressed I walked downstairs. Remus was leaning against the door with a box of goldfish.

"Where do you get all of these snacks?"

"Some stores are open all night. I go out in the middle of the night. Might as well get some snacks while I'm out. NOW ONWARD TO HELL!"

{smol time skip brought by PATRICIA!!!}

"Did you hear what happened?"

"Roman and Virgil? Yeah everyone knows about that"

"No Remy and Emile"

"What happened?"

Everybody was talking about Remy and Emile at school. Did they finally get together? And Emile didn't tell me? Rood. Where is he anyway? I'll just look around.

{after looking around}

"Emile! There you are." I ran up to him and Terrence and waited to ask him about him and Remy. Yeah I know how to wait.

"Do you how do Roman?"

"That depends, are the rumors true?" Both of them looked confused when I said that. They probably haven't heard what everyone's saying. "About you and Remy"

"One of the criminal kids? What happened?" Terrence asked. We both looked to Emile for answers. He was covering his face but it was obvious he was blushing. I looked around the hallway to see if I can spot Remy or any of his servants. Maybe I'll just see him in theater. I looked back to Emile who was still trying to avoid eye contact with us.

"Em please, we're your friends." I begged. He sighed before telling us what happened.

"So you know when I asked you if I could hang out at your house but your dads wouldn't let me so after that I hung out with Remy and it was all fun until he brought me to an ice cream parlor and kissed me he then immediately ran away and I think he's my soulmate now."

"And I'm out." Terrence walked away leaving me to process this alone. Traitor.

Let's see, so Remy and Emile went on a date, kissed, and now they're soulmates? I thought papa's scientist friend said that people weren't able to get new soulmates. Remus hangs out with Remy, maybe I can ask him if Remy talked about this.

{time skip brought by put that candy back right now}

"Remus! RemusRemusRemusRemus! Brother! I have a question!" I screamed while running up the stairs to our room. "Remus!"

"Roman! RomanRomanRomanRoman! Brother! Roman! Roman!"

"Okay, did Remy tell you anything about him and Emile being soulmates now? Doesn't Remy have a soulmate?"

"Oh yea. Remy and Emile are soulmates now, Remy's soulmate died when he was young, and hopefully now you understand why they were mad at you all those weeks ago. Now don't bother me, I'm trying to think about a pg song I can sing at the thingy thing on Saturday."

"Oh shit Virgil and I still need to figure out a song."

{time skip brought by that's a very cute baby}

I walked around looking for either Emile, Remy, or Virgil. I think Remus and Dee are following me. I looked up at on of the clocks in the hall, five minutes until class. While I was looking at the clock I ran into someone and fell backwards.

"Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, are you okay?" I grabbed the hand he was holding in front of me and he helped me up.

"Hey Brad, you see Virgil, Remy, or Emile around?"

"Sorry Roman, I haven't seen them but I think I heard someone say the Vanta boys were in a classroom." I thanked him and ran towards a random class and looked in.

It took a few trys but I found them sitting in the English classroom. "Remy, is it actually true? Are you and Emile soulmates?" He looked up to me and sighed.

"Yo Remus Dee! You guys tell everyone? I swear if you told anyone I'm cutting off your 'allowance'"

"I didn't tell no one so stop being worried. And stop being a pussy. Ask him on a fucking date or I will for you." Well. I am confusion. But I guess Remus was telling the truth and Emile doesn't have to "think" they're soulmates anymore because Remy basically confirmed it. Dee and Remy continued arguing while Remus recorded it obviously hoping for a fistfight. There's only about two minutes left until I have to go to Science class so I better ask Virgil if he has a song idea.

I walked past Remy who was now threatening to pull out a glock and over to where Virgil was trying to hide in his hoodie and play on his phone. "Hey V-" Why does everyone always cut me off? He held out a paper to me and when I didn't take it he pushed it to my chest. "What's this?"

"Song. Now go, the bell is gonna ring." I nodded and started walking out of the classroom. He's still mad at me. Why did I have to fuck up so badly.

{time skip brought by I like your accent where you from}

This songs so full of hate, is he really that mad? "Re. Re. Re! REMUS!" He looked up from the sketchbook at me.

"If you're going to ask what I'm drawing it's dinosaur sex and it's not finished yet so I'm not gonna show you."

"Ew no. I don't want to see that. I was gonna ask you a question about Virgil but now I don't want to."

"Good cause I don't want to hear it. I'm already gonna help Virge and Dee fix Remy's love life tomorrow. How big would a velociraptors dick be?"

"I don't know nor do I want to know. But can you please read this song and tell me if it's as bad as I think it is"

"I can tell you without looking at it that it's not as bad as you think it is. And I already know the songs she's choosing from so I doubt you'll get your poor, sad, still beating, heart broken."

"Wow you're so great at helping ne feel better. I should've just asked dad to help me." I sighed and layed back down. I turned off my lamp and flipped over so I was facing the wall. I should just sing the song for him, maybe he'll start to forgive me.

Word Count: 1294
I wish I could say I was sorry for the time skips but I like vines (if you couldn't tell)
Bye for now guys, gals, and nonbinary pals

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