Spider-Man One Shots

'Wearing their own clothes'? Who is she??

Summary: It all started when Tony lent Peter his sweater. No one expected it to escalate. (Spoiler alert: it did.)

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It started off innocently enough.

Tony had taken Peter to school one morning in a hurry, and the teen had forgotten to bring his sweater in the midst of the anxious running to get to school in time.

Tony, knowing the lack of thermoregulation of the kid's spider side would only make matters worse, simply took off the SI hoodie he was wearing and handed it over to the kid.

Peter then proceeded to keep said hoodie.

But, after a week, it just wasn't enough anymore, so Peter headed to Tony's room, opened his huge wardrobe and picked another comfy hoodie.

When the billionaire saw him, he only stared for a few seconds, pointed out, "That's mine," and then let it slide when the teenager shrugged.

But it hadn't ended there, no.

Soon enough, the line between Peter's clothes and Tony's had blurred so much it was almost nonexistent. Which meant that Peter would wear his mentor's clothes like they were his own. But now Tony would, too, do the same with Peter's.

"I always wondered why you liked these sweats so much."

Peter didn't mind. It was fair, after all.

But then, Peter was watching a movie with Natasha and the woman shuddered. Peter saw this and, like the cinnamon roll he is, wanted to help, so he took off one of the many hoodies he had on and held it out for the ex-assassin without saying a single word to her.

Natasha, upon noticing that the kid had many other sweaters and blankets wrapped around him, decided to take the hoodie from the kid's outstretched hands.

She put it on, grateful for the heat it provided, and noticed it smelled like Tony. She analyzed Peter's clothes and the hoodie she was now wearing, and figured out the situation in seconds. She shrugged and decided to join.

So now there were three people in the tower who shared wardrobes. And people started taking notice of it.

"Is that Peter's shirt?" Clint had asked Natasha while training, to what she simply nodded.

"It's comfortable to train. You should try it some time."

As recommended, Clint did, and was surprised not only by how adaptable it was (which was ideal for training) but also by the comfort that provided the fact that it was Peter's.

The other person's characteristic perfumes embedded in the clothes were surprisingly calming. In a way, sharing clothes felt like a form of trust and intimacy (not romantic, ew), and the archer liked it.

It wasn't long until Clint was also part of this thing Peter, Natasha and Tony had going on.

Then, Natasha saw Steve wear a short-sleeved blue tee shirt and decided she liked it. So, when it was once again clean, she took it.

"Is that my tee shirt?" Steve had asked, confused.

"Yes."

The super soldier didn't mind it, either, so the other three started taking his clothes too.

But once, Steve went to look for one of his hoodies and found none.

One option was to look for one that was already washed and iron it. But it was too much work.

Instead, he headed to Clint's room.

Steve had seen a big sweater there and concluded that it would do. After all, it would fit and it seemed cozy.

When he put it on, he realized why Tony, Peter, Natasha and Clint had been stealing his clothes. It gave a special sensation; a mixture of ease and happiness. It felt homely.

After that, Tony's sneakers, Peter's tee shirts, Natasha's baggy joggers and Clint's sweaters started disappearing more often.

The problem there was that Peter loved Clint's sweaters, too, and now he found himself at a shortage of them. But he knew someone else whose sweaters also looked like heaven: Bruce.

Peter investigated the scientist's wardrobe for a while and settled for a grey sweater. And, as he was already there, he took one of Bruce's jeans, too.

"Are you trying to dress up as me?" Bruce had asked in surprise.

"Nope, these are your clothes."

"Okaaay, I guess..."

The teen started resorting to his wardrobe each time more.

For this, when Bruce lost a specific sweater one day, he looked in Peter's room, as he used them more often than not.

What he found, instead, was a black polar jacket that was just sitting there, untouched, and looked as a gift of the gods. Bruce thought about it for some seconds and decided it was only fair to take it.

And he did

No one questioned him, but suddenly it wasn't just Peter taking his things. They had seen him with Peter's jacket and concluded that he now took part of the single wardrobe they all shared.

And then this particular morning came. Everyone was having breakfast like normal, and then Peter walked in. He was wearing one of Steve's slippers, one pair of Tony's fluffy socks, one of Clint's tee shirts, one of Natasha's sweatpants, one of Bruce's sweaters, and-

Thor opened his mouth, "Is that my cape?"