Summary: This is a tweets compilation. Don't look for a plot 'cause there's none lol
Quick guide: The first tweet is the main one, answered by the rest below it (before the skips). The number of ">" tell you who the people are replying to, though I also added the @ beside the names for it to be easier (so, unless they are replying to the original tweet, the @ indicates who they are talking to).
Peter has three accounts: Intern, Peter and Spidey. No one knows they're all the same person, because Intern and Spidey are anonymous.
There are also three new people: Concerned Parent, Fan and Gen Z. They're just random people, they're basically OCs
Normal usernames because I'm not creative :)
Enjoy!
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Spidey
During patrol today I was dealing with this mean man and he shot to the sky to shut me up. So, I fell to the ground and he smirked thinking he scared me but then I said "This is why mom doesn't fucking love you!" And then dread filled his eyes
>Clint
I'm sorry, you said what? That's not Steve-friendly
>>Steve @ Clint
I'm never gonna live that down am i
>Gen Z
I swear to god if you didn't say I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up after that I'll disown you
>>Spidey @ Gen Z
I feel offended you even doubted me
•××ו
Deadpool
What will you do when I shoot myself?
>Concerned Parent
"When"??!?
>>Peter @ Concerned parent
He's Deadpool, he wants to shoot himself on a daily basis and does it
>Spidey
Wait for me DP
>Gen Z
Imagine threatening to shoot yourself and actually being able to do it
A real d r e a m
>>Concerned Parent @ Gen Z
Wha
•××ו
Intern
It's finals week haha
I wanna kill myself
>Tony
Kid what the fuck are you okay
>Bucky
Whenever you feel like killing yourself, you know my window is always open
>>Tony @ Bucky
Don't you mean your door?
>>>Bucky @ Tony
No, I mean my window
>Steve
There's bleach at the tower, or chlorine, whatever you prefer
>Bucky
I also have some guns I could lend you if you're interested
>Gen Z
Bucky and Steve mixing their fatalistic WWII humor with our Gen Z humor- I stan
•××ו
Spidey
This life empty YEET
>Peter
You go Spidey!
>Concerned Parent
"Yeet" meant... OH NO DON'T JUMP
>>Gen Z @ Concerned Parent
Uhh... Spidey jumps off buildings on a daily basis ??
•××ו
Tony
My intern is the best
>Intern
I have been r e p l a c e d
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