Summary: I wrote this at 3 AM I can't explain it
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What if the Avengers got bored and decided to film ads on their free time?
Steve: My secret to being a good superhero is to be brave. So, if you're afraid of doing something you know you should do... (With a big smile, tugging at his Nike jacket) Just Do It.
Clint: (Grinning) After a fight, I like to have a happy meal! (Slowly eats a fry while making direct eye contact with the camera) I'm Loving It.
Natasha: Many times, in the battlefield, enemies have tried to rip my jeans, but that only motivates me to take them down faster because (Dramatically drops to a crouch, with one knee touching the ground and a big fake smile) Nothing Comes Between Me And My Calvins.
Peter: (As Spider-Man, not facing the camera) When I moved into the Avengers Compound, my family called every night. I always said (Turns around, showing an LG in his hands) Life's Good.
Vision: I don't have hair, but you deserve yours to be well taken care of (Taking out a L'oreal shampoo from behind his back, deadpanning in his Brithis accent) Because You're Worth It.
Sam: I'm broke and fixing my suit costs a lot of money so, for the sake of my financial situation, just stay entertained on Google and (Smiles without showing his teeth) Don't Be Evil.
Tony: (Sitting on a chair, facing backwards) It's not unusual for people to tell me (In a mocking voice) "Tony, you won't discover a new element", "Tony, you won't invent time travel", "Tony, that's impossible!" but as long as I'm comfy (Spins chair around, showing his Adidas outfit, with a big fake smile) Impossible Is Nothing.
Bucky: Having a metal arm is cool, but it requires special care. Tony would kill me if I broke it because of melted chocolate (Coughs lightly) again, so it's good I found M&Ms because they (Opening a bag of them awkwardly slow) Melt In Your Mouth, Not In Your Hands.
Wanda: (Checking her nails) Mind reading gets boring when everyone's the same so, for my entertainment, with Apple's help (Finally looks at the camera, bored) Think Different.
Hulk: Hulk smash! (Aggressively throws Nokia to the ground and jumps on it) Smash, smash! (Phone remains intact).
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