Chapter || 09

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Hoesuck 💦
I just rewatched Harry Potter and now I want to go to Hogwarts

Jungthot 👅
Dude, Azkaban is the only suitable place for you there

Hoesuck 💦
Bitch, I'll send you off to Narnia with my broom up your ass

Jungthot 👅
💁

Hoesuck 💦
Anyway, let's make spells. I'm bored

Jungthot 👅
Oh that sounds interesting

Jungthot 👅
Ok. Let's make a spell for getting food

Hoesuck 💦
Refrigerator

Jungthot 👅
Dude, a spell

Hoesuck 💦
Refrigeratoro

Jungthot 👅
Fair enough

Hoesuck 💦
Spell to sleep

Jungthot 👅
Sleepify

Hoesuck 💦
No

Hoesuck 💦
That's like Spotify

Jungthot 👅
Ngl it does

Hoesuck 💦
Sleepo starto

Jungthot 👅
Idk how it makes sense but it's fun to spell so ok

Jungthot 👅
Hey! A spell to have sex!

Hoesuck 💦
Super idea!

Jungthot 👅
Dickinmyass

Hoesuck 💦
Absolutely not!

Jungthot 👅
Sexwithmeo

Hoesuck 💦
No that's too obvious

Hoesuck 💦
Fuckatio Merino

Jungthot 👅
That's practically just 'Fuck me'

Jungthot 👅
But ngl I like it

Hoesuck 💦
Hey! A spell to ask people to fuck off!

Jungthot 👅
Ooooo! Ok!

Jungthot 👅
Fuckifly! Fuck and fly! Fly for off!

Hoesuck 💦
Hey I love it!

Jungthot 👅
A spell to kiss!

Hoesuck 💦
Abraca Kissieda

Jungthot 👅
You're good at this!

Hoesuck 💦
Ikr!

Jungthot 👅
A spell to say I love you

Hoesuck 💦
Saranga Vousio

Jungthot 👅
Did you just take Sarang as 'love' and Vous as 'you' from French?

Hoesuck 💦
Yup. I'm a genius. Put me in a museum and write about me in text books.

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