Jungthot 👅
Please tell me I didn't have drunk sex
Hoesuck 💦
Bold of you to assume you can have sober sex
Jungthot 👅
Fair enough
Hoesuck 💦
Aren't you going to ask what you did yesterday?
Jungthot 👅
No. I know either way it's going to be stupid
Hoesuck 💦
True
Hoesuck 💦
Also lookout for your kneecaps. Jimin is furious
Jungthot 👅
Serves him right but he can't even touch me
Hoesuck 💦
Don't underestimate him
Jungthot 👅
I'm upperestimating him
Hoesuck 💦
That's not even a word
Hoesuck 💦
But you know what, nvm.
Jungthot 👅
Can you bring me some soup and detergent?
Hoesuck 💦
Dude, my soup ain't that dirty for a detergent
Jungthot 👅
Nah I smell my detergent every time I have hangover. It helps me feel less nauseous
Hoesuck 💦
That's because you eat soap every time you get drunk!! Of course you'll feel nauseous
Jungthot 👅
I ATE SOAP?!!
Hoesuck 💦
You didn't know?
Jungthot 👅
No, damn
Jungthot 👅
Which soap?
Hoesuck 💦
WHO CARES?! SOAP IS SOAP! LIFEBUOY DOESN'T TASTE BETTER THAN OLAY!
Jungthot 👅
You have eaten soap before haven't you?
Hoesuck 💦
No....?
Jungthot 👅
I knew it!
Hoesuck 💦
Fine I have. But in my defense, it smelt like cheese
Jungthot 👅
Imagine going into the bathroom and be like 'Hey, it's McBathroom. I will have a big soap and some body wash to go to' 😂 only you
Hoesuck 💦
Shut the fuck up before I yeet a soap at your yuckie coconut head
Jungthot 👅
Whatever. But dude I asked which soap? Mine or yours?
Hoesuck 💦
Jimin's
Jungthot 👅
😲
Jungthot 👅
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO IMAGINE THE LAST PLACE HE PUT THAT SOAP! EWWW!
Hoesuck 💦
You'd sell me off on OLX to eat his ass and this is disgusting?
Jungthot 👅
Fine!
Jungthot 👅
Damn, my stomach be having its own laundry session. I feel like a washing machine
Hoesuck 💦
Who wants to wash their intestines? Oh Jungkook does😒
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Just a Wifi Password | SOPE
FanfictionMin Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password. But little did he know he texted the wr...
