«based on true clown moment🤡 some of the shit in my crack books are prolly true. And this is one of it. If you have followed me you would have known about this. Your loss. Anyway, thank you bhyuntaee and my other friends for putting up with my crack. © To your jokes. Gross shit ahead. Don't read if you don't like it»
Jungthot 👅
I WANNA PEE!
Namjump 🕴️
We're not even fifteen minutes away from home wtaf!
Jimineo ✨
I told you to pee before you get your ass in the car!
Jungthot 👅
No you didn't. You said 'the bus is here, go to the toilet once and get ready'
Jimineo ✨
And why tf would I ask you to go to the toilet?! To smell sope?!
Yoongied 🖕
Yo wtf
Jimineo ✨
Soap* sorry I'm aggressive typing
Yoongied 🖕
With yo millimetre fingers?
Jimineo ✨
Ok bitch, stfu or I'll slap you with them fingers
Namjump 🕴️
Back to topic *sigh*
Jungthot 👅
I'm sorry! I didn't know you meant that! I thought you asked me to say good bye to the bathroom
Jintiful ☠️
It's my fault. I did not flush this shit this morning
Jungthot 👅
CAN YOU ALL SHUT UP AND HELP ME?!!!
Taesty 👄
Bunny, we're on a highway. There's no toilet here
Jungthot 👅
OMG I DON'T THINK I CAN HOLD IT IN!
Hoesuck 💦
Dude, istg—
Hoesuck 💦
You know that absolute pain in the balls when you can't pee? Yeah, if it's a person it's Jungkook
Namjump 🕴️
He a pain in the balls
Jintiful ☠️
Lmfao Jungkook wtf you doing on your seat? Rat in your pants?
Jimineo ✨
I wouldn't call his dick a rat
Yoongied 🖕
I would call him a rat though
Jungthot 👅
I CAN'T HOLD IT OMG! AND THE LADY BESIDE ME IS GIVING ME JUDGY FACES!
Namjump 🕴️
Of course, you look like you're about to steal her kidneys
Jungthot 👅
I'm actually planning to steal her bladder! Mine is fucking full!
Hoesuck 💦
WTAF DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR BLADDER?! PACIFIC OCEAN?!
Taesty 👄
Peecific ocean* 😂😂
Yoongied 🖕
Someone run this bus over me
Jungthot 👅
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jungthot 👅
ONE MORE SPEED BREAKER, MY TANK WILL GO BOOM BOOM
Taesty 👄
Just hold it a little more bunny. I'll see if there's any restroom near by
Jungthot 👅
Find it quick, will you?
Yoongied 🖕
Is the salt in your piss making you salty?
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Just a Wifi Password | SOPE
FanfictionMin Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password. But little did he know he texted the wr...
