Min Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password.
But little did he know he texted the wr...
Agalmatophilia- sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin or other similar figurative object.
Algophobia - Fear of pain.
Hoes™
Jungthot 👅 Y'all I went to the doctor and I think I have agalmatophilia
Namjump 🕴️ What the actual fuck?!
Yoongied 🖕 Great. Someone hide the fucking Statue of Liberty
Jimineo ✨ Baby, what have I said about using words you do not know the meaning of?
Jungthot 👅 But I do know the meaning 😞
Taesty 👄 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK KOOK?!
Hoesuck 💦 Late. Let me guess, you just googled the word didn't you?
Taesty 👄 YES AND OMG! KOOK!
Jungthot 👅 What the hell is going on?
Jintiful ☠️ Imagine going to a museum and you find Jungkook humping the statue of Alexander the Great 😂
Hoesuck 💦 Can you not put...images in my mind?
Jungthot 👅 I'm confused...
Jimineo ✨
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Jimineo ✨ This is what you meant....
Jungthot 👅 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??
Yoongied 🖕 There you go
Jungthot 👅 Wait, I have a question
Hoesuck 💦 I have to grow my tits. Bye bye 👋
Yoongied 🖕 I'm ready with my 'unsee' eye drops
Jungthot 👅 So the penis of statues are already hard. That means they always have a boner?
Hoesuck 💦 ...
Jintiful ☠️ Eye drops! Give me the damn eye drops!
Jimineo ✨ Not every statue has a penis, Kook
Taesty 👄 But hey, why are the peepees of statues always small?
Namjump 🕴 195 countries in this world and yet my unlucky ass was birthed in a place with vminkook
Yoongied 🖕 Same feels. Karma loves me too much ig
Jimineo ✨ Yo why add me? What did I do?
Jintiful 💀 Gotta say, comparing your boyfriends you're pretty smart
Jimineo ✨ That..... doesn't sound like a compliment
Jintiful 💀 It wasn't
Hoesuck 💦 Actually, where tf were we? Why are we having this conversation?
Namjump 🕴 Right
Namjump 🕴 Jungkook, let me ask you
Namjump 🕴 What the fuck?
Jungthot 👅 Right. I went to the doctor for a monthly check up and I accidentally ran into a room where a pregnant lady was delivering a baby. And that's when I found my new phobia
Yoongied 🖕 Which is......? Impregnating a fucking mannequin?
Jungthot 👅 No my fear of pain
Hoesuck 💦 What the fuck?
Namjump 🕴 Wait! I understood!
Namjump 🕴 Fear of pain is called algophobia, you dingus
Hoesuck 💦 No, I meant how the fuck did you run into a maternity ward?
Taesty 👄 Wait, monthly check up?
Jintiful 💀 Holy shit! Jungkook is pregnant!
Yoongied 🖕 Holy shit! Jungkook has a uterus!
Jungthot 👅 😒😒😒😒
Jungthot 👅 Two types of bitches, anyhoes
Jungthot 👅 But no. I get myself checked every month. Gotta be clean if you wanna survive on the best dicks✊
Jimineo ✨ You be doing the 'survival of the fittest' thing in a weird way
Jintiful 💀 Yeah gotta be clean if you wanna hump statues
Jungthot 👅 😒
Jungthot 👅 I wish Duolingo taught me how to talk the language 'fuckery' because you seem fluent in that
Jintiful 💀 Oh look at your bitchlingual ass trying to offend me
