Yoongied 🖕
Sunshine, when the room service came with our breakfast instead of saying 'merci' I said 'pity'. You think I offended him?
Hoesuck 💦
Wow when you said you don't know French you weren't kidding, were you?
Yoongied 🖕
Nope
Yoongied 🖕
You should teach me a little French
Hoesuck 💦
Ok then. Let's start with the basics
Yoongied 🖕
Ok. How do you say hello?
Hoesuck 💦
Bonjour
Yoongied 🖕
Noted. How do you say thank you
Hoesuck 💦
Merci
Yoongied 🖕
Then what's 'pity'?
Hoesuck 💦
That's English
Yoongied 🖕
So you're telling me 'pity' isn't even French????
Hoesuck 💦
Kitten, please
Yoongied 🖕
Fine. How do you say 'fuck you'
Hoesuck 💦
You aren't saying that to anyone here
Yoongied 🖕
But what if some asshole put extra salt in my food?
Hoesuck 💦
Then you tell me and then I'll complain to the manager
Yoongied 🖕
That's no fun. I'ma just go with fûçk yóû
Hoesuck 💦
Wtf that's not even French just because you put those accents above the letters
Yoongied 🖕
what? Look, french man can we just do this my way? You teach me whatever you can and I'll learn whatever I want
Hoesuck 💦
What's the point of learning then?
Yoongied 🖕
Are you going to teach me or what?
Hoesuck 💦
Fine 😒
Yoongied 🖕
What's dog called in French?
Hoesuck 💦
You are not calling someone dog!
Yoongied 🖕
I wasn't going to call anyone a dog! I was preparing to pet a French dog! Wtf!
Hoesuck 💦
You can just make dog noises
Hoesuck 💦
Oh wait- you're a cat
Yoongied 🖕
Fûçk yóû madmeowsel
Hoesuck 💦
Wtf! It's mademoiselle and it means miss!
Yoongied 🖕
I mademoiselle you. come cuddle me
Hoesuck 💦
Not that miss lmao mister and miss. woman miss
Yoongied 🖕
Oh i see. Then how you call a guy
Hoesuck 💦
Monsieur
Yoongied 🖕
Noted
Yoongied 🖕
For 'I am sorry?'
Hoesuck 💦
Je suis désolé
Hoesuck 💦
And you don't pronounce it as Ji Swiss Desole
Yoongied 🖕
Damn I'm am so bad at French
Hoesuck 💦
Well, you're good at French kisses so that'll even it out
Yoongied 🖕
Gosh! That's- my heart went BOOM BOOM
Yoongied 🖕
For 'I love you'?
Hoesuck 💦
Je t'aime
Yoongied 🖕
Je t'aime you too, Hoseok
Hoesuck 💦
That's not the way you say it
Hoesuck 💦
WAIT!
Hoesuck 💦
DID YOU JUST SAY I LOVE YOU TO ME?!!!!!!!
Yoongied 🖕
Um network problem. Will reply when I reach the top of the Eiffel tower. Bye bye
«I'm not making fun of French. Please understand. They are just jokes. Don't take them seriously. Also, I'm very bad at French so don't mind me»
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