Hoesuck 💦
Why would you tell your brother I jack off to Yoongi?!
Jungthot 👅
Dude, seriously. Are you dumb? Yes you are
Hoesuck 💦
It wasn't me who said 'Titanic wouldn't have sunk if it swam like my sperm'
Jungthot 👅
Hey! Don't disrespect my sperms! They swim fast!
Hoesuck 💦
To where?! Pacific Ocean?!
Jungthot 👅
Wanna race bitch?! My sperm will definitely beat yours!
Hoesuck 💦
Back to the fucking topic. Why would you tell your brother that?
Hoesuck 💦
Who even is your brother?! Why wouldn't he tell me his name?!
Jungthot 👅
Ask him. Not me
Hoesuck 💦
Why are you doing this to me?!
Jungthot 👅
Let's keep the useless stuff aside. I have important news
Hoesuck 💦
Like, my life isn't important?
Jungthot 👅
At what point did you think it's important to me?
Hoesuck 💦
Fair enough. So what were you saying again?
Jungthot 👅
Right. I think I have a crush on Jimin and he has a cute ass
Hoesuck 💦
I figured that out on my own
Jungthot 👅
How?
Hoesuck 💦
Dude, unlike you I have a brain
Jungthot 👅
Dude, no time for joking. Anyway, I seriously like him you know. He's cute. He's funny. He's sassy
Hoesuck 💦
Oh what does he do?
Jungthot 👅
Make my heart flutter 😍
Hoesuck 💦
No asshole, for a living
Jungthot 👅
He's a college student
Hoesuck 💦
Nice. Speaking of, when does our next semester start?
Jungthot 👅
WE HAVEN'T FINISHED COLLEGE YET?!
Hoesuck 💦
That's a shocker for me too. They should have banned you in elementary school
Jungthot 👅
STFU I'm not that dumb
Hoesuck 💦
Jungkook, if stupid and dumb had a child you'd be their first
Jungthot 👅
Congratulations to them!
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Just a Wifi Password | SOPE
FanfictionMin Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password. But little did he know he texted the wr...
