Hoesuck 💦
Ok, who exactly are you?
Thepornguy
I ain't telling you until you give me a Grammy
Hoesuck 💦
Bitch you're an actor
Thepornguy
That's not the point. The point is, I ain't telling you
Thepornguy
Btw, do you know Jungkook or something?
Hoesuck 💦
Know? I'm roommates with him
Thepornguy
Oh saucy!
Thepornguy
Hold on!
Thepornguy
I REMEMBER HIM TELLING ME ABOUT YOU! WAIT! WAIT! OMG! IS THIS TRUE?!
Hoesuck 💦
Um what?
Thepornguy
YOU LOVE MIN YOONGI DON'T YOU?!
Hoesuck 💦
Um yes, what about it?
Thepornguy
OMG!
Thepornguy
You jack off to me
Thepornguy
*Him
Hoesuck 💦
THAT BITCH ASS TOLD YOU THAT?! WTF!
Thepornguy
He's useful for once after all
Hoesuck 💦
Couldn't relate. And he's your step brother?
Thepornguy
Yeah. His mom married my dad
Hoesuck 💦
Ok. So you wouldn't tell me who you are?
Thepornguy
What's the fun in that?
Hoesuck 💦
How exactly is this fun?
Thepornguy
You're not me
Hoesuck 💦
Dude, you don't have to point out I have a depressing life. I fucking know
Thepornguy
Ouch why so sad? How's your life depressing?
Hoesuck 💦
You wouldn't tell me your fucking name but have the audacity to think I will answer your questions?
Thepornguy
Wow. Is there a 'shut up' button I can press for you
Hoesuck 💦
Yeah, up my ass. Try me you trick ass bitch
Thepornguy
Don't tempt me. I love asses. I might just want to press that button
Hoesuck 💦
And where the fuck is the block button?
Thepornguy
Will you press it if I say it's in my ass? 😏
Hoesuck 💦
No I'll kick it back in so that it blocks your ass and gives you a constipation
Thepornguy
Ok listen here lil piece of shit—
Hoesuck 💦
What made you think I'm lil?
Thepornguy
I just didn't want to offend you
Hoesuck 💦
That's the only thing you've been doing all along
Thepornguy
Not the point, my man
Hoesuck 💦
I ain't lil, you fungus
Thepornguy
Damn, you're getting good at this
YOU ARE READING
Just a Wifi Password | SOPE
FanfictionMin Yoongi was a pornstar. Jung Hoseok was addicted to his videos. One day he was out of WiFi to watch Yoongi's videos. So he planned to use his neighbour, Jimin's WiFi. He texted Jimin for the WiFi password. But little did he know he texted the wr...
