32. the vat of acid chapter

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*hello! hope you guys enjoy because this is another one of my favorite episodes because of rick's petty ass. also, enjoy the incorrect quote cause i felt it fit the chapter. not edited btw*






Cas knew it was a stupid idea

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Cas knew it was a stupid idea. She almost said that Rick's vat of acid idea could have been a much better plan but she also knew he could be oddly sensitive when it came to topics like that, especially now. Cas would often bite her tongue on situations like this and wait for it to blow up in Rick's face and then help him clean up the mess. Morty, however, had recently became the opposite of that. Something he voiced as the trio pulled up to an alien chemical warehouse for Rick's trade.

"Oh shit, I almost parked. Hold on, watch this," Rick grinned over at Cas, who watched him with an amused face. He pressed the auto-park button on the front of his console before grinning back towards Cas and Morty. The car slowly lowered to the ground before parking finally.

"Uh-huh," Morty said, unamused.

"Well, I thought it was cool," Rick grumbled. Cas sent him a slight smile as if to cheer him up and let him know she was impressed. "So. We should be in and out. Simple exchange, not even really an adventure. And if anything goes wrong- which it won't- jump into the same vat of acid I jump into." Rick explained as he stepped out of the ship.

Cas and Morty quickly shared a confused glance before looking up at Rick again. "Wait, wait- what? What vat of acid?" Morty asked, causing Rick to quickly lean down back into the car to shush him.

"Morty, close the door," Rick slid back into the seat, causing both Cas and Morty to get into their seats as well. "I pre-scouted this location and placed a vat of fake acid amongst the real ones. It's got air hoses and a compartment of bones at the bottom. If things go wrong, which they won't, we jump into the vat of acid and I'll release the bones, they'll float up... What is this face you're making?" Rick trailed off when he realized Morty's bored look. Cas had a confused look on her face despite trying to be supportive of his clearly poor plan.

"Aren't you an inventor?" Morty asked him.

"Yeah, what part of a fake acid vat with built in air supply and quick release bones isn't inventive enough for you, and when did my job become pitching you ideas?" Rick snapped at Morty, who had the same annoyed and bored look. "Even Cas supports it," Rick motioned. She nodded when he looked at her but the moment he looked away she shook her head at Morty but gave him a look to say 'just go with it'.

"Alright! Let's just do this," Morty gave up. "I have English homework."

"You're still learning English? That's the language you speak. How dumb are you?" Rick commented and Cas rose a brow at that.

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