Everyday the protagonist wants to capture me

22

Chapter 22 – I’m your father.

Chu Yu calmly thought for a moment, then silently knocked on the System’s door: “…System, I’d like to ask, should I commit suicide to apologize or wait to be cut to pieces?”

The System’s tone was cheerful: “Please turn on comment barrage view ~”

Chu Yu opened the comment box and instantly felt the deep malice of the System.

His eyes were flooded with countless comments saying “It’s finished! Throw flowers!” And “Double Happiness!”

(TN: The comments said “囍” – double happiness – which is a symbol used for weddings to congratulate the bride and groom. The comments also said “完结撒花” which literally means “it’s the end, scatter flowers.” However, it’s also something that people use to comment in videos. When used at the end it’s to congratulate the video makers, but sometimes it’s used in the middle, to joke about the “end” of something, like when the main couple kisses.)

Dang it, System! You’re just a self-centered show-off!

Chu Yu’s face became full of black lines. He immediately closed the comment barrage view screen. Xie Xi’s black eyes were quiet and calm. Chu Yu turned around, brow beaded with sweat, and laughed hollowly: “Accident, it was just an accident, hahahahaha. Shidi, don’t pay any attention to it. Let me go.”

Chu Yu didn’t dare to even think about what that lick meant and he’s also afraid that now Xie Xi will lift his sword and stab him.

The protagonist’s first kiss was taken by a cannon fodder!

What the ****! This is a horrible first prize!

Xie Xi pursed his lips: “Not an accident.”

Chu Yu almost fell to his knees in despair: “It was an accident!”

Xie frowned then no longer spoke. Silently, he gently put Chu Yu down. He turned to Duan Xue but he didn’t move for a long time. Finally, he raised his hands and touched his lips.

It wasn’t an accident.

Probably because he was furious and had no other way to vent his emotions, he attacked the jade tiles quickly and ruthlessly.

Heaven has eyes and knows that this is the protagonist so it wasn’t long before the jade floor made a cracking sound and broke.

The whole place shook violently. The frail Chu Yu almost fell down on the ground but, fortunately, Xie Xi had not forgotten him. Xie Xi ran back and put his arms under Chu Yu’s back and knees to hold him up.

From somewhere in front of them they heard the thunderous sound of a heavy stone door opening. A glimmer of light appeared. Xie Xi held Chu Yu tightly and ran towards the light. Bright light nearly blinded him so he instinctively closed his eyes, unconsciously holding Chu Yu tighter. He used Duan Xue to activate a weak protective shield around the two of them.

Chu Yu wiped away the tears that sprang into his eyes that smarted because of the light. Suddenly, he heard a voice say, in a tone of pleasant surprise: “… Little brother?”

Chu Yu: “…”

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For a brocon, the happiest outcome is that when you heard your little brother disappeared, yet he came back and his arms and limbs weren’t broken, but little brother …