Peter Parker and Avengers One Shots

In a world w no corona

i don't know who requested this, but someone did... peter and co. visit the seven wonders.... i think I'll do like headcanons or whatever and you guys can add on!! 

...sorry school has been really rough :(

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EGYPT, PYRAMID OF GIZA

First of all, Peter really wanted to climb up it, and that wouldn't have gone well, so Tony had to hold Peter back.

(If Peter had really wanted, he could have broken loose, but he liked the hug-not-hug)

MJ really liked the history, and was fascinated by the mummies and the process of mummification.

Peter really didn't like the mummies. They were creepy.

Ned chilled with some camels, because some tour or something had them. The camels seemed pretty chill with it.

Ned also didn't want to go inside, but after some convincing he went in and actually had a fun time. :)

peter went inside too but his spidey sense got really bad when he got close to the burial chamber so he left early

They all had a picnic, which was nice.

HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLON

You can't... you can't really visit them

like.. theres no definitive place.

no actual like proof that they exist? except writing? maybe they were in babyon, but were destroyed?? uhhh

Peter nervously laughed the entire time they talked about it bc he didn't want MJ's standards getting too high

he could barely make a PBJ, not to even mention building a massive, beautiful garden for a homesick wife

this history is rlly cool tho go check out and research it

ZEUS STATUE, GREECE (OLYMPIA)

Mr. Stark spent this entire time just staring, endlessly, into the void that was zeus' eyes

Ned really liked this, because the craftsmanship was amazing

Peter had the itch to climb it. mmmmmmm

MJ said no tho so it was all ok

TEMPLE OF ARTEMIS, EPHESUS

They all were pretty happy here

the weather was great, and they just strolled around the ruins swapping fun facts bc they're all nerdssss

they had another picnic, before they got kicked out by someone who didn't know who Mr. Stark was....

MJ was the one who enjoyed it the most, though. 

MAUSOLEUM, HALICARNASSUS

its a bunch of dead people

they couldn't really say they enjoyed it, per say, but it was cool

the history was really interesting, so the nerds all ate it up

its also kinda destroyed by earthquakes, but they looked at the pile of rubble in the original location and the stones where they were moved to.

peter's spidey sense went off here, again. ghosts?

all in all, a+

COLOSSUS OF RHODES

Mr. Stark spent the whole time that they were looking at preserved parts of the statue taking selfies and sending them to rhodey

this u????

rhodey was not amused

peter pointed out that the statue was of helios, and rhodes was the place, but tony didnt care

Ned thought it was hilarious

MJ wouldn't admit it, but she thought it was pretty funny

LIGHTHOUSE OF ALEXANDRIA, EGYPT

underwater museum?? hecca cool

peter's spidey sense was going crazy here, too. uhhh

MJ preferred the thought of the library, but she enjoyed this too

Ned liked seeing the fishies glub glub glub im going insane

Mr. Stark donated a ton of money to this exhibit bc it was his favorite

idk what else to say here so i hope u enjoyed

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dream smp fans!! whose ur favorite character bc im making a bunch of limericks abt their storylines.... several are already up in my poetry book haha self promo